Wacky News

[dilligaf]

What?!? No lap dance?

Which did you have in mind, giving or getting?

 

[over9five]

Freaky Medical Marvels


I'm a lil worried about the wallet made from human skin....

 

[over9five]

Woman Drove Around With Body For Months


Wouldn't you pull over and kick it out???

 

[moreluck]

Hey, that's my funeral plans......!!!

I didn't even realize that you had already posted that story. I figured it's the first thing I've heard, other than Juan Williams all morning long!

 

[fethrs]

Woman Drove Around With Body For Months


Wouldn't you pull over and kick it out???

Maybe she was able to use the Diamond (carpool) lane...

 

[moreluck]

I saw Justin Bieber's new book (his 2nd) in the store yesterday. My Story........he's writing about his life!!!!!! Is he old enough to drive???
The book was mostly pictures . It has to be a thin book, he's barely lived! I guess he's trying to 'make hay while the sun shines'....although he's too young to have heard that saying before.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I saw Justin Bieber's new book (his 2nd) in the store yesterday. My Story........he's writing about his life!!!!!! Is he old enough to drive??? The book was mostly pictures . It has to be a thin book, he's barely lived! I guess he's trying to 'make hay while the sun shines'....although he's too young to have heard that saying before.

I am 3 X his age (plus 1) and I have never heard of that saying.

 

[moreluck]

The big tree went up yesterday at S.Coast Mall.....Christmas season gets pushed earlier every year.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/tree-44618-feet-mall.html

 

[rod]

 

[moreluck]

I don't think the board needs to worry about crowds to see the Wayne Newton Museum !!! With all the gambling, clubs, nightlife, shows, etc. who would go to a museum. The Liberace museum just closed. Hello Wayne, it's over, dude!

 

[rod]

What could possibly be in a Wayne Newton Museum beside one gold record of his "donkey chains" song? At least Liberace had wierd clothes and fancy pianos to look at.

 

[moreluck]

I saw him in person twice. His show was very entertaining (and it was free). His voice is really raspy and has been for the past 10 or so years.

Here's his bio, if you're interested.....

http://www.answers.com/topic/wayne-newton

 

[moreluck]

I just ran to the store and I had garlic on my list. There is usually a huge basket full of garlic in the produce section........it only had a few bulbs in it. Then I thought, it's Halloween, someone is stringing garlic to protect against vampires. They really do sell a lot of that stuff now!!

 

[over9five]

I just ran to the store and I had garlic on my list. There is usually a huge basket full of garlic in the produce section........it only had a few bulbs in it. Then I thought, it's Halloween, someone is stringing garlic to protect against vampires. They really do sell a lot of that stuff now!!

That makes no sense at all. Everyone knows you need fresh garlic to fend off vampires all year, not just Halloween.

 

[moreluck]

I watched TMZ yesterday and it was their Halloween show and all the people were in costume. I cracked up with Harvey Levin dressed as Gloria Allred. He had it perfect....the red dress (she always wears red) and very red lipstick but outside his lip lines....and a huge phony smile..........it was funny.

I especially like the blonde guy and his comments.....don't know his name, but he's funny.

 

[over9five]

"Accidently released"?

That's what they say about radiated water at nuke plants. This would be a simple bodily function.

 

[moreluck]

Take the calculator (see how long you'll live)

http://www.livingto100.com/

 

[moreluck]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/11/12/post-office-loses-billion-year/?test=latestnews

 

[moreluck]

Red neck special ??

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/11/11/ak-truck-purchase/

 

[moreluck]

FedEx OOPS !!!

http://www.ocregister.com/news/kreitner-275737-women-home.html