DumbTruckDriver
Allergic to cardboard.
Two feet and at least one hand.
Soft cheeks?Soft hands.
... and stay off your phone, (THIS INCLUDES TEXTING)
Learn the DIAD before you meet me.
I'm sure photog will hop on board with you you can let him borrow a pair if your shorts.. Let him wear a Santa hatI like helpers that have their own transportation and can show up on time. I started my fourth one today and he was a half-hour late. I will try somebody different tomorrow.
Damn dude .. You ain't no joke mo fo!!I like it when they're willing to pee in gatorade bottles, run all the stops, and work without breaks or lunches.
Just kidding.
Not really.
In all seriousness...
I like a sense of urgency. Don't chit chat with the cute receptionists and don't walk like an old man.
Don't get too comfortable with me. I expect you to work.
Stay out of the cargo area. When I need you to help me organize, I'll ask. Otherwise just wait next to the door while I grab the packages.
Be obedient, I promise I'll respectful.
Please remember that while you're wearing the uniform that you're representing UPS. So please act professional.
If we only have one diad, do not touch it unless I ask you to look up something while I'm driving. I had one helper last peak grab it every time we stopped, he didn't last long.
Let me know if you need a break/to go to the restroom/are hungry. I will do my absolute best to make accommodations for you, but don't try to game this.
Finally, understand that this is a tough job, I'm used to working alone or on very rare occasions with other drivers that know what's up and are used to the hustle. Don't ing whine about to me. I won't tolerate it.
Having said all that, I have two metrics that I take seriously:
1) Safety
2) Service
I absolutely will not let a helper compromise the former and only in the most dire of situations will I compromise on the latter. If I feel that you're a liability to either one of those, you're gone.
MmmmmmSoft cheeks?
Slacker...!Damn
I missed it
I usually download 'em
What was her name? She was my helper last year, for a short time.Pee right next to the truck in someone's driveway when they come out to grab their package just like one of my helpers last year.
do cut across the lawns
stay on designated walk paths
Here the drivers do walk across the lawns and they expect their helpers to do the same unless it is being watered. Also most of the drivers here don't care if the helper crosses the street in front of the truck. All they care about is that they are crossing safely. However, I do wait for the driver to tell me it's ok first before doing any of these. Also the drivers here will tell me if they are planning to drive up the street before I get out, in which case, I will wait to cross the street.