Gates are made to keep people out, that includes me. I never open a gate.
I typically don't open gates either. Especially if I'm unfamiliar with the house or area. But there was this one time I did open a gate. But only after calling out UPS and whistling and making noise. I walked up to the house and set the packages down. I turn around and there's a
ing billy goat standing there blocking me from the steps to get back down. I nearly
my pants. I jumped over the railing of the porch and jumped over the fence to get back to my truck. Looking back, it was pretty hilarious.
