The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)
Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will
provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No
Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of
the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society,” said California Sen. Kamala Harris. “We can no
longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and
passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to
grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they
have some idea of what they are doing.”
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success
of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing
opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level,
the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring
Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level
positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real
responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and
performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures
to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning,
for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you
have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”
“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with
people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who
lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown,
KY due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty
loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like
me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this
bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a
light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin: “As a senator with no abilities, I
believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be
extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her
inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a
good salary for doing so.”
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein,
Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer,Barack Obama,
Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy
Pelosi........ all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!
in interviews. Stumbles through wooden pre-rehearsed catch phrases and platform points.
