You know you're a UPS driver if...

[32F driver]

None of you guys mentioned yet...when backing up in your personal vehicle...you find yourself honking the horn..lol

That will never happen, ever. I don't even like tapping the horn to back in my package car. I only do that because I have to.

 

[BigBrown3605]

We used to have this POS center manager, who used to tap his horn when he backed his POV in the parking lot. The funny thing is he was never a package delivery driver.

 

[32F driver]

During the weekend, you leave one of the big box stores and approach your personal vehicle from the right side.

Don't tell me you haven't ever done this..............

Never. My personal vehicle looks nothing like a package car & I certainly don't leave my doors wide open.

 

[superballs63]

Peeing in empty water bottles.

Some of us more "gifted" males need a gatorade bottle

 

[selfcancelsignal]

Some of us more "gifted" males need a gatorade bottle

I like to use empty soda or coffee cups & just dump it in whatever yard I happen to be at at the time.


Sent while driving from my flip phone via T9 word.

 

[iowa boy]

Some of us more "gifted" males need a gatorade bottle

So....your sayin' you have a bigger bladder than the rest of us, right?

 

[bottomups]

Some of us more "gifted" males need a gatorade bottle

I use a bucket.

 

[32F driver]

Many years ago, as a swing driver, covering a rural route, & not wanting to prematurely fill my gatorade bottle, I stopped at a stop sign. Nothing but woods & cow pastures around, I stepped to the bottom step on the pass side & emptied my bladder there on the grass.

 

[iowa boy]

Many years ago, as a swing driver, covering a rural route, & not wanting to prematurely fill my gatorade bottle, I stopped at a stop sign. Nothing but woods & cow pastures around, I stepped to the bottom step on the pass side & emptied my bladder there on the grass.

The minimum maintenance roads we have around here are ideal for that very purpose, (unless it rains of course). I try and irrigate my own little patch of corn or beans whenever I can.

 

[undies]

You have a bad back-knee-shoulder-ankle-wrist-elbow-toe or any other sort of "pain" that you deal with on a daily basis.

If you went driving as a single guy, you're likely still single.

If you went driving in a relationship, you're likely kicking yourself in the ass!

 

[soberups]

Some of us more "gifted" males need a gatorade bottle

All of the newer P700's have gutters in the rear corners of the package compartment with 1" holes for water to drain out of.

If your aim is good you can just use those holes. If it isnt, you can use the cardboard tube from inside a roll of DR bags as an "extension" of sorts to guide the stream out of the hole. Or, if you have a rural route like mine you can just pull over wherever you feel like and go right out the side door and not worry about it!

 

[soberups]

 

[jumpman23]

Many years ago, as a swing driver, covering a rural route, & not wanting to prematurely fill my gatorade bottle, I stopped at a stop sign. Nothing but woods & cow pastures around, I stepped to the bottom step on the pass side & emptied my bladder there on the grass.

I always piss outside in the country. Just gotta know where to piss. A lot easier when it gets dark out early but pissing outside rules lol.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

All of the newer P700's have gutters in the rear corners of the package compartment with 1" holes for water to drain out of.

If your aim is good you can just use those holes. If it isnt, you can use the cardboard tube from inside a roll of DR bags as an "extension" of sorts to guide the stream out of the hole. Or, if you have a rural route like mine you can just pull over wherever you feel like and go right out the side door and not worry about it!

Or have bad aim..get it all over the floor and the trucks stinks for a week....lol

 

[overallowed]

I always piss outside in the country. Just gotta know where to piss. A lot easier when it gets dark out early but pissing outside rules lol.

I am in feeders and run at night in a sparsely populated area. I just pull over on the interstate and stand on the fuel tank. No traffic. No nothin.

 

[joeboodog]

I call it "inspecting the tires."

 

[ZQXC]

Never. My personal vehicle looks nothing like a package car & I certainly don't leave my doors wide open.

Just wait...............

 

[redrooster]

Never. My personal vehicle looks nothing like a package car & I certainly don't leave my doors wide open.

I always refer to it as a package truck...it irritates them every time.

 

[brostalss]

You are invited to a party, you get the address and don't have to ask for directions.

 

[brostalss]

You know all the gate codes in town.