Your UPS Application status is "On File"

[EliteBuzzy]

Looking for some insight here. Does this mean you are in file and when someone quits its your chance to take up the roll? Is it we are going to put you in limbo before you get hired? Will it be so far in the future like mass effect before I get this job? Stuff like that. Sometimes its good to just let you know, we don't need you. Really wanting this job is killing me.

 

[EliteBuzzy]

Whats even more painful, is there is no way for me to find the HR Representative to follow up and interrogate, seems like its planned that way.

 

[silenze]

your application is in the trash

 

[EliteBuzzy]

your application is in the trash

Good to know.

 

[Box Ox]

Really wanting this job is killing me.

Whats even more painful, is there is no way for me to find the HR Representative to follow up and interrogate, seems like its planned that way.

Good God, man. They just don’t need you right now. If your number comes up to be the next piece of meat to move packages, they’ll let you know.

The Company will never give a about you or how you’re feeling, so just relax and find something else to do in the meantime.

 

[eats packages]

stowaway on one of the package cars (hide on the 3000 shelf, roof?) . Hop out and load it up the gut. Nobody will question whether or not you work here.

 

[BSWALKS]

We're going on strike in August. They will probably need you then.

 

[Wally]

Looking for some insight here. Does this mean you are in file and when someone quits its your chance to take up the roll? Is it we are going to put you in limbo before you get hired? Will it be so far in the future like mass effect before I get this job? Stuff like that. Sometimes its good to just let you know, we don't need you. Really wanting this job is killing me.

When you applied, did you use that "sensitive" avatar?

 

[Wally]

Another Buzzy or maybe two...

 

[Nimnim]

This thread was recent on the same topic.

Edit: I was slow to notice, you made the post I linked to.

Please don't keep making new threads on the same topic. Other posters are going to make more fun of you than I am here.

 

[scooby0048]

Whats even more painful, is there is no way for me to find the HR Representative to follow up and interrogate, seems like its planned that way.

Settle down cowboy! I have never seen this company NOT hire someone for preload. You will be back on here in soon enough bitching about what a miserable worthless life UPS has created for you.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You look like you workout,tell us more.

 

[EliteBuzzy]

These comments are a fun read.

 

[Turdferguson]

How many Selfies did you take before you felt this was the perfect one?

 

[silverbullet2893]

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How many Selfies did you take before you felt this was the perfect one?

I bet he’s a Brian Elliot fan

 

[Box Ox]

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How many Selfies did you take before you felt this was the perfect one?

I’m just glad I haven’t had to see a @Protein Fart selfie lately.

 

[Tom MacDonald]

I’m just glad I haven’t had to see a @Protein Fart selfie lately.

I like to think I've become a little more civilized.

 

[EliteBuzzy]

Good luck attacking my character, got thick skin. Also this chat amuses me.

 

[Heavy Package]

Looking for some insight here. Does this mean you are in file and when someone quits its your chance to take up the roll? Is it we are going to put you in limbo before you get hired? Will it be so far in the future like mass effect before I get this job?

It ing means your poorly written, useless application is on file. They don't give a ck about you, your situation, you life story, your car repairs or child support issues. When called, show up at 3AM and start loading the GD trucks.

 

[Operational needs]

It ing means your poorly written, useless application is on file. They don't give a ck about you, your situation, you life story, your car repairs or child support issues. When called, show up at 3AM and start loading the GD trucks.

OMG. If I had to work surrounded by all that I would have a panic attack. Lol.