A Day in The Life of A UPS Driver

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Monday is just another day, like 10,000 others.
Go on auto-pilot; don't sweat the small .

I have been off for four weeks and admit that I am a bit nervous about Monday.

 

[hellfire]

I have been off for four weeks and admit that I am a bit nervous about Monday.

option day, mondays ALLWAYS suck

 

[Billy Ray]

I have been off for four weeks and admit that I am a bit nervous about Monday.

Oh good God, once you clean out the mess in your truck, it's just another day.

 

[Lead Belly]

For Irish? Yes.

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/ne...n-are-better-endowed-172259061-237771961.html

That's freaking hilarious. Inaccurate but funny.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Oh good God, once you clean out the mess in your truck, it's just another day.

That's what I am most concerned about.

 

[Billy Ray]

That's what I am most concerned about.

Perhaps some fried chicken bones under the 2000 shelf; no big deal.

 

[Lead Belly]

I have been off for four weeks and admit that I am a bit nervous about Monday.

It's like riding a bike. Not a big deal.

 

[Lead Belly]

Perhaps some fried chicken bones under the 2000 shelf; no big deal.

When I first started driving there was a guy named Larry who'd leave chicken bones in the truck all the time. He also used to borrow money from a lot of his customers and not always pay it back.

 

[clean hairy]

When I first started driving there was a guy named Larry who'd leave chicken bones in the truck all the time. He also used to borrow money from a lot of his customers and not always pay it back.

Did his friends Moe and Curly do the same thing?

 

[Lead Belly]

Did his friends Moe and Curly do the same thing?

No he was the equivalent of all three and then some.

 

[Scottyhawk]

Perhaps some fried chicken bones under the 2000 shelf; no big deal.

How about some pee bottles, we seem to have a lot of them floating around the trucks

 

[Billy Ray]

How about some pee bottles, we seem to have a lot of them floating around the trucks

idiots, get rid of that

 

[MyTripisCut]

How about some pee bottles, we seem to have a lot of them floating around the trucks

I will never understand this, we do too, so many.

 

[Jones]

I wrote a truck up once for "containers of human waste in cargo area".

 

[NonDeliverOtherMissed]

When I first started driving there was a guy named Larry who'd leave chicken bones in the truck all the time. He also used to borrow money from a lot of his customers and not always pay it back.

What did his last name start with?

 

[clean hairy]

What did his last name start with?

A letter between A and Z.

 

[NonDeliverOtherMissed]

How about some pee bottles, we seem to have a lot of them floating around the trucks

Nothin worse then peeing in a bottle and the bottles to small. Pinch it off pee one the floor?

 

[Jones]

Nothin worse then peeing in a bottle and the bottles to small. Pinch it off pee one the floor?

How about using a restroom like a normal person.

 

[Scottyhawk]

I actually refused to leave the building until the bottle was removed from the truck. The next day there a peecm about removing them by the drivers who leave them. Yes I have peed in bottles before but I discard them on route, not bring them back to the building

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I actually refused to leave the building until the bottle was removed from the truck. The next day there a peecm about removing them by the drivers who leave them. Yes I have peed in bottles before but I discard them on route, not bring them back to the building

Recently we had a female bid driver come to the PCM holding two bottles that had been left in her package car. Our center manager said something about it but I told him that evening that I didn't feel that he addressed the issue strongly enough.

Thankfully I have never had this happen to me but I would not want to be the cover driver who leaves one of those behind after running my route for the day.