A shirtless guy gave me a gift card yesterday.

[UPSGUY72]

I had a guy answer the door last week only in his underwear.

 

[toonertoo]

Not even that one drunkin night in college?

No I had two kids and two jobs when I was going to college, no drunken college nights, I know so boring

 

[Billy Ray]

No I had two kids and two jobs when I was going to college, no drunken college nights, I know so boring

That sounds familiar...

Two jobs, family, try to study, and keep up with school work, sleep for 30 minutes if I got a chance. Commute almost 60 miles to the college, and get home at 10 or later with preload looming at 0300. Yes we started early back in the day.

 

[toonertoo]

That sounds familiar...

Two jobs, family, try to study, and keep up with school work, sleep for 30 minutes if I got a chance. Commute almost 60 miles to the college, and get home at 10 or later with preload looming at 0300. Yes we started early back in the day.

Very familiar. It did teach me tho....You have between this time and this time to study or do homework. If you do not utilize that time, its gone.

 

[sailfish]

Was he tight and muscular?

 

[toonertoo]

I like shirtless guys giving me gift cards. Actually I like shirtless guys, usually, if they give me nothing.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I like shirtless guys giving me gift cards. Actually I like shirtless guys, usually, if they give me nothing.

With big bellys and man boobs?

 

[Lead Belly]

Was he wearing chaps that happened to be missing the hind quarters?

On my route there used to be a driver who drove for R&L Carriers. Everyone just called him Cowboy. I didn't even know his name. He always wore cowboy boots jeans and a cowboy shirt and hat. The best part is he'd where his leather chaps over his jeans every Friday. Even in the summer.

 

[Lead Belly]

I'm shirtless today because I made a poor decision to go swimming and not sun block up yesterday. Kinda hurts.

 

[sailfish]

With big bellys and man boobs?

Those big hairy bellies are rough against your face when they grab your head and force you into them. Disgusting.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm shirtless today because I made a poor decision to go swimming and not sun block up yesterday. Kinda hurts.

I'm shirtless too. Waiting for Toon to bring my Amazon package.

 

[Operational needs]

I'm shirtless too. Waiting for Toon to bring my Amazon package.

Are you THAT guy in the neighborhood? You know the one who sits out front, in his chair, rubbing his naked beer belly and watching everyone walk by? Beer in one hand then cigarette?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Are you THAT guy in the neighborhood? You know the one who sits out front, in his chair, rubbing his naked beer belly and watching everyone walk by? Beer in one hand then cigarette?

You forgot grilling.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Now I can't stop picturing a topless woman with a beer belly and a cigarette grilling while I bring her a minions box on Monday.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Now I can't stop picturing a topless woman with a beer belly and a cigarette grilling while I bring her a minions box on Monday.

Don't you have some diapers to change?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Don't you have some diapers to change?

No it's a naked weekend. They are pissing everywhere

 

[Operational needs]

No it's a naked weekend. They are pissing everywhere

Diaper rash? Lol.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Diaper rash? Lol.

It's the three day potty training method. We only have two but giving it a shot

 

[Billy Ray]

I like shirtless guys giving me gift cards. Actually I like shirtless guys, usually, if they give me nothing.

( note to self: procure gift card, lose shirt )

 

[bbsam]

No I had two kids and two jobs when I was going to college, no drunken college nights, I know so boring

It's not too late.