Amazon to buy UPS

[Cupid]

I've heard this rumor for a few months now. Does anyone have any reliable information on it? Is this just a rumor?

 

[Turdferguson]

I've heard this rumor for a few months now. Does anyone have any reliable information on it? Is this just a rumor?

@Indecisi0n has seen the paperwork on it. It would be best to ask him about it

 

[Future]

@Indecisi0n has seen the paperwork on it. It would be best to ask him about it

He is the man in the know

 

[Jkloc420]

I've heard this rumor for a few months now. Does anyone have any reliable information on it? Is this just a rumor?

it is very true, it will happen by august

 

[barnyard]

Yes. Amazon is excited to buy a company that has an expensive, unionized workforce. They are looking forward to UPS Teamsters organizing all the current non-union warehouse employees.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Yes

 

[llamainmypocket]

It would...

Not happen

 

[542thruNthru]

I've heard this rumor for a few months now. Does anyone have any reliable information on it? Is this just a rumor?

Come on man!!! Everyone knows that's BS! We are merging with FedEx. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[llamainmypocket]

Getting bought out by mcdonalds. We are to deliver big macs

 

[Indecisi0n]

I've heard this rumor for a few months now. Does anyone have any reliable information on it? Is this just a rumor?

I know a guy who is currently on the negotiating team for the deal. I am dumping all my ups stock right now and buying Amazon.

 

[OrionsBitch]

If they buy anyone it would be FedEx. Non union, sub contractor, already work for pennies.

 

[Jkloc420]

@Future is buying ups and going to be lord package

 

[MyTripisCut]

If they do buy us, can we start leaving the wrong package in someone’s mulch bed, like amazon delivery drivers do?

 

[JL 0513]

UPS market cap is $100B. The selling price would be far more. Amazon doesn't have any where near the liquid capital.

 

[Box Ox]

I've heard this rumor for a few months now. Does anyone have any reliable information on it? Is this just a rumor?

You sound like my parents on the phone after they saw an Amazon Prime Air (drone) delivery commercial.

 

[bbsam]

Yes. Amazon is excited to buy a company that has an expensive, unionized workforce. They are looking forward to UPS Teamsters organizing all the current non-union warehouse employees.

Bezos would do it just to break the union.

 

[watdaflock?]

I've heard this rumor for a few months now. Does anyone have any reliable information on it? Is this just a rumor?

Not sure if this rumor makes top 10 but it's definitely towards the top for dumbest.

 

[brownIEman]

Yes. Amazon is going to buy UPS effective August 1st after the contract expires and fire every service provider.

Your severance will be in the form of your package car, which you will be invited to use as a contracted PVD for Amazons new delivery service.

Good luck everyone!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Yes. Amazon is going to buy UPS effective August 1st after the contract expires and fire every service provider.

Your severance will be in the form of your package car, which you will be invited to use as a contracted PVD for Amazons new delivery service.

Good luck everyone!

Indentured?

 

[bbsam]

Indentured?

Inseminated