i actually had something like this happen last week. i ordered something through amazon prime so i expected 2 day shipping, the next day i had
some kid knocking at my door at 10pm asking for me, he had no uniform on no logo on his polo shirt which in my mind i was like wtf who is this then he hands
me the package and says goodbye. i walk to the curb to see him get into a regular honda civic where he was the passenger.
10 seconds later you blew up!