Are tieguy and upssocks one and the same?

[cachsux]

What women say:

You know statistically we are smarter than men,more rational,and valued members of society. Albeit we`ll never sleep with mulleted Canadians from chat rooms we are CEO`s,airline pilots,UPS drivers,Doctors,soldiers,website owners,police officers,etc.....,etc....



What men hear:

 

[ajblakejr]

What women say:

You know statistically we are smarter than men,more rational,and valued members of society. Albeit we`ll never sleep with mulleted Canadians from chat rooms we are CEO`s,airline pilots,UPS drivers,Doctors,soldiers,website owners,police officers,etc.....,etc....



What men hear:

blah blah blah; blaaah blah. ahhh. blah blah?

Does this explain why you can hear us but you don't listen to us?

 

[tieguy]

blah blah blah; blaaah blah. ahhh. blah blah?

Does this explain why you can hear us but you don't listen to us?

we tend to think about sex every 10 seconds, that rack just adds to the problem.

 

[cachsux]

blah blah blah; blaaah blah. ahhh. blah blah?

Does this explain why you can hear us but you don't listen to us?

What?

 

[ajblakejr]

we tend to think about sex every 10 seconds, that rack just adds to the problem.

We do too!!

We wonder about that four hour experience.

I will step back now so you can see what you hear.

 

[trplnkl]

If women don't want men looking at their...chest....keep em covered up.
Other than that, I ain't got no opinion on it.

 

[cachsux]

If women don't want men looking at their...chest....keep em covered up.
Other than that, I ain't got no opinion on it.

If anything thats worse because our brains lock up trying to calculate what they look like. Better to get them out in the open and get over with it.




A.J., Four hours! Oh my gosh!.................I didn`nt know you were into quickies.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

If anything thats worse because our brains lock up trying to calculate what they look like. Better to get them out in the open and get over with it.

I disagree--less is more (less showing leaves more to the imagination)

 

[fethrs]

I think kline and fethers are the same .They look alike.

HEY! I resemble that remark. I am cuter.

 

[dilligaf]

We do too!!

We wonder about that four hour experience.

I will step back now so you can see what you hear.

4 hrs!?!?!?! WOW I'm lucky if I get 4 minutes!

 

[ajblakejr]

HEY! I resemble that remark. I am cuter.

Puppies are cute.
You, my dear, are HOT!!!

 

[dilligaf]

Puppies are cute.
You, my dear, are HOT!!!

Yes she is!!!!

 

[ajblakejr]

4 hrs!?!?!?! WOW I'm lucky if I get 4 minutes!

My other HOT sister!!!

Four hours....those commercials for those experience enhancers...warning...call your doctor if...

I don't see the problem with a four hour ride...

 

[ajblakejr]

A.J., Four hours! Oh my gosh!.................I didn`nt know you were into quickies.

Yeah...sometimes you have to go at it and get it over with.

 

[cachsux]

A great philosopher once said (cleaned up)

Make her finish twice before she can even see your business.

 

[brownmonster]

As the owner of a bovine heart valve I encourage everyone to eat more chicken



I had an industrial accident years ago. I lost my lower unit. I'm now the proud owner of an Equine replacement.

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

What women say:

You know statistically we are smarter than men,more rational,and valued members of society. Albeit we`ll never sleep with mulleted Canadians from chat rooms we are CEO`s,airline pilots,UPS drivers,Doctors,soldiers,website owners,police officers,etc.....,etc....



What men hear:

Can I help with the button???

 

[cachsux]

Can I help with the button???

The fabrics thin,you should be able to chew right through it.

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

The fabrics thin,you should be able to chew right through it.

Munch...munch...munch!!!!

 

[cachsux]

Munch...munch...munch!!!!

Kind of like PacMan only with different fruit.