Bad idea- Drivers hacks gone wrong!

[Turdferguson]

During hurricane Sandy we had a gas shortage and on a Saturday while I was doing air, I thought I'd help my self to a few gallons...I was wrong they have some kind of blocker in the gas tank...So my hack is... hook up a hose to the fuel rail and turn the key...spits out like a geyser.

WDFD

 

[Operational needs]

No way in Hell do I want my wife around those ignorant ers I work for.

Yeah right. We both know that isn't why you won't bring her on your last day. You don't want her to see your route girlfriends hanging all over you. Lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Yeah right. We both know that isn't why you won't bring her on your last day. You don't want her to see your route girlfriends hanging all over you. Lol.

Not route GF.

friend* dat.

 

[Operational needs]

Not route GF.

friend* dat.

Umm hmm. I don't mean literal GF. I mean the women you flirt with and vice versa who will be hugging you on your last day.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Umm hmm. I don't mean literal GF. I mean the women you flirt with and vice versa who will be hugging you on your last day.

She is used to that.

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

She is used to that.

I would NEVER bring my wife on my route...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I would NEVER bring my wife on my route...

Especially with all of your hooker friends.

 

[Operational needs]

I would NEVER bring my wife on my route...

Yeah, you're not ready for divorce either.

 

[Wally]

Keep it on topic...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Keep it on topic...

Noted.

 

[Wally]

Noted.

I've, Why was fluff shut down?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I've, Why was fluff shut down?

Because the big cheese isn't happy.

 

[Wally]

Because the big cheese isn't happy.

Big battle win for some but the war isn't over!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Big battle win for some but the war isn't over!

Duck and live to fight another day.

 

[Wally]

Spread the rats around and all you get is more rats in different places.

 

[Wally]

Feeding dogs on your route isn't a good idea.

Don't feed the pooch and get bit?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Don't feed the pooch and get bit?

Exactly.

 

[Wally]

Let's all stick to the topic! Thank you.

 

[Future]

Unless it rains...

PUrple?

 

[Future]

Let's all stick to the topic! Thank you.

You crazy .....me laugh