Boomers does this trigger you?

[Coldworld]

I don't care what the idiot looks like that limps to my porch.
I'm like the public now. I'm not even embarrassed for the guy now. He could care less how anyone sees or perceives him. Why should I?
Just keep putting money in the retirement fund, loser.
Uh-oh. That sounded selfish.

He won’t make it 5 years to be vested, let alone 30 to retire..

 

[BrownFlush]

He won’t make it 5 years to be vested, let alone 30 to retire..

If we could just get them all to quit at 4 years and 10 months, boomers and post boomers would have those pension funds at a 100% in no time.

 

[UnionStrong]

He won’t make it 5 years to be vested, let alone 30 to retire..

How do they know his family is amazing? What do the do? Walk tight ropes? Juggle chainsaws? Probably Pornhub stars.

 

[JL 0513]

UPS driver image was always a step up from the rest. We always garnered more respect due to appearance and professionalism. Going forward, it looks like we'll be no different than an Amazon driver.

 

[UnionStrong]

UPS driver image was always a step up from the rest. We always garnered more respect due to appearance and professionalism. Going forward, it looks like we'll be no different than an Amazon driver.

It’s pathetic

 

[JL 0513]

i heard you couldn’t even have a beard back then. Had to be clean shaven.

The change was less than 3 years ago.

 

[PT 4 Life]

The change was less than 3 years ago.

Yeah true because I remember one of the sups crying about having to be clean shaven

 

[UnionStrong]

The change was less than 3 years ago.

Didn’t take long for things to go sideways. Anything goes so long as you have UPS socks on.

 

[BrownFlush]

Didn’t take long for things to go sideways. Anything goes so long as you have UPS socks on.

They still make you buy them?

 

[UnionStrong]

They still make you buy them?

Oh yeah.

 

[JL 0513]

They still make you buy them?

Amazingly, yes. This Spring, half of a PCM was dedicated to this. People were coming in with reasonable black ankle socks, and the center manager wasn't having it. Said no UPS socks, no shorts.

But come in covered in tattoos, dreadlocks, piercings, and an ungroomed beard and you're good.

 

[BrownFlush]

Oh yeah.

I remember that torked me off.
If you want me to wear something, you need to supply it.
I bought one pair. One. It lasted me for years until I retired.
I took the pair I bought, cut the foot part off. I took the top part, the elastic part, and put it over the white socks I wanted to wear. So, from the shoe line to the top of the sock, all you seen was the brown sock.
I know it sounds chintzy, but it was the point for me.

 

[UnionStrong]

I remember that torked me off.
If you want me to wear something, you need to supply it.
I bought one pair. One. It lasted me for years until I retired.
I took the pair I bought, cut the foot part off. I took the top part, the elastic part, and put it over the white socks I wanted to wear. So, from the shoe line to the top of the sock, all you seen was the brown sock.
I know it sounds chintzy, but was the point for me.

Why am I not surprised…

 

[Brownwind]

Amazingly, yes. This Spring, half of a PCM was dedicated to this. People were coming in with reasonable black ankle socks, and the center manager wasn't having it. Said no UPS socks, no shorts.

But come in covered in tattoos, dreadlocks, piercings, and an ungroomed beard and you're good.

At least have them iron their shirt. We’re better than this. I’m glad some still have pride. The comment on making it beyond five years. No way this dude is probably someone’s kid who was trying to embarrass him for not being able to polish his shoes.

 

[UnionStrong]

At least have them iron their shirt. We’re better than this. I’m glad some still have pride. The comment on making it beyond five years. No way this dude is probably someone’s kid who was trying to embarrass him for not being able to polish his shoes.

Tie your damn shoes, he looked like a stew bum.

 

[Brownwind]

Tie your damn shoes, he looked like a stew bum.

Exactly. Imagine this dude on the route beside you? Couldn’t imagine the tears of him finishing for me because I’m outta hours.

 

[over9five]

He forgot man bun

I did forget that, thank you:

Things Men don't do:

1. Pierce their ears, or especially

2. Put some massive hole in your ear. Maybe his boyfriend likes it, but I think it's dumb.

3. Dye your hair. Can't imagine telling my wife I have an appointment at the hairdresser...

4. Look like a bum going to work with a 3 days growth of beard.

5. Make a cute little picture of your Millennial self, and advertise on the internet...

6. Get a man bun.

7. Get a mani/pedi. I literally feel sick when a man says he did that...

 

[Coldworld]

How do they know his family is amazing? What do the do? Walk tight ropes? Juggle chainsaws? Probably Pornhub stars.

And the second insane clown Posse screws up the company would have no problem putting him and his “amazing” family out on the street… that’s how they roll.

 

[UnionStrong]

And the second insane clown Posse screws up the company would have no problem putting him and his “amazing” family out on the street… that’s how they roll.

Lol

 

[Coldworld]

Didn’t take long for things to go sideways. Anything goes so long as you have UPS socks on.

And honk the stupid horn.. even though there’s nobody around…