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[Wally]

Couldn't find my ass with both hands

 

[Wally]

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Never knew this. Learn something new everyday. @FrigidFTSup can you verify this info?

All he knows is what the higher ups tell him.

 

[Wally]

They are putting cameras up for our protection, so we I don't have to worry about that anymore

Plus, you have Chauncey.

 

[AsweetGirl]

Once while on a drunken bender on Rush Street in Chicago I pizzed in a next day air letter box

Does that count

Customer:
"My ups driver @burrheadd is awesome, he puts the customers first. No matter what the situation he makes sure to deliver a package to me!" Go ups!" 5 stars - Corey S. From Chicago.

 

[Wally]

 

[Wally]

Customer:
"My ups driver @burrheadd is awesome, he puts the customers first. No matter what the situation he makes sure to deliver a package to me!" Go ups!" 5 stars - Corey S. From Chicago.

Corey S sounds flamboyant.

 

[Wally]

 

[FrigidFTSup]

All he knows is what the higher ups tell him.

More like I actually see the results.

 

[AsweetGirl]

Corey S sounds flamboyant.

Oh most definitely but she or he (idk how the Corey spelling works for male/female) just raised the star rating for the ups company. Thanks to @burrheadd's excellent service and ability to hold his bladder, until relief is available.

 

[Brownslave688]

If she starts wrapping the cool whip containers in foil then putting them on her head.....well me and rickyb are gonna have a real long talk.

 

[Wally]

Oh most definitely but she or he (idk how the Corey spelling works for male/female) just raised the star rating for the ups company. Thanks to @burrheadd's excellent service and ability to hold his bladder, until relief is available.

Hold his what? With his prostate problem, he can't hold nothing.

 

[Wally]

More like I actually see the results.

Like getting out of the building at 9:30 AM in the summer?

 

[Wally]

If she starts wrapping the cool whip containers in foil then putting them on her head.....well me and rickyb are gonna have a real long talk. View attachment 156508

Why is she still up?

 

[Brownslave688]

Why is she still up?

That was taken at 8:30 this morning.

While a little late it's not crazy for her to still be up. Depends when second nap ends.

 

[cosmo1]

That list is probably pretty long I would say

Kinda, but a lot aren't here anymore.

 

[Wally]

That was taken at 8:30 this morning.

While a little late it's not crazy for her to still be up. Depends when second nap ends.

I'm not sure when my kids went to bed? I was watching TV.

 

[Wally]

WUT?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/44992...-forcing-lifeguards-to-ban-kids-from-bathing/

 

[AsweetGirl]

Hold his what? With his prostate problem, he can't hold nothing.

Customer:
"Ups is far too hard on the drivers. Time and time again I'm reviewing new patients with current or previous employment to the UPS company, with increased risk for prostate issues. (Insert option A or B)

Option A. I appreciate the timely deliveries, but as a medical professional - I request that UPS pay their drivers more money and offer more breaks in time to help prevent such a health risk.

Option B. Thank you UPS for putting restrictions and demands on your drivers, this leads to health issues and every prostate related issue supplies my practice with a patient.

I look forward to what the future holds for our business together.
Sincerely,
Rama-lama ding dong Shishkabob, MD
Urologists of nowhere

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Customer:
"Ups is far too hard on the drivers. Time and time again I'm reviewing new patients with current or previous employment to the UPS company, with increased risk for prostate issues. (Insert option A or B)

Option A. I appreciate the timely deliveries, but as a medical professional - I request that UPS pay their drivers more money and offer more breaks in time to help prevent such a health risk.

Option B. Thank you UPS for putting restrictions and demands on your drivers, this leads to health issues and every prostate related issue supplies my practice with a patient.

I look forward to what the future holds for our business together.
Sincerely,
Rama-lama ding dong Shishkabob, MD
Urologists of nowhere

Nobody outside UPSers and their significant others understand what the job is actually like, no matter how hard you explain it to them.

 

[AsweetGirl]

Nobody outside UPSers and their significant others understand what the job is actually like, no matter how hard you explain it to them.

I used the correct "to" and that's about all I know.