By Invitation Only

[MyTripisCut]

Dummy. I could have given you hints to make it fun.

1- The Phil Conners... You get somebody to feed you information. Armed with that info, you approach that person like you knew them all their lives!

2- Mr Money Bags ... You need to photoshop the family by a huge house, fancy cars, etc. You show the pics but never talk about money. They will assume you have it.

Lmao. I invented the Phil Conners!

 

[oldngray]

Lmao. I invented the Phil Conners!

Aren't you supposed to go up to all the women and ask to see their baby pictures?

I went to one reunion and that was what it was like for all the women. Look! I reproduced!

 

[Wally]

Dummy. I could have given you hints to make it fun.

1- The Phil Conners... You get somebody to feed you information. Armed with that info, you approach that person like you knew them all their lives!

2- Mr Money Bags ... You need to photoshop the family by a huge house, fancy cars, etc. You show the pics but never talk about money. They will assume you have it.

3- She's Into You- Find a girl your wife hated in High school. Ask that girl to make your wife jealous. (Warning!- do not use this method if you plan on getting some later on that evening)

 

[Wally]

Lmao. I invented the Phil Conners!

Another variation of this is The Psychic. You make small talk so they know you are not connected, then you act as if you are getting a psychic reading with the information previously provided.

 

[Wally]

The whole purpose of a reunion is to make everyone think you are doing better than they are. This is why crash diets are crucial for the woman. The pay off is huge.

 

[oldngray]

The whole purpose of a reunion is to make everyone think you are doing better than they are. This is why crash diets are crucial for the woman. The pay off is huge.

Jersey.

Hey I'm not in jail!

You win.

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning.

 

[Wally]

Jersey.

Hey I'm not in jail!

You win.

Who has time for jail?

 

[Wally]

3- She's Into You- Find a girl your wife hated in High school. Ask that girl to make your wife jealous. (Warning!- do not use this method if you plan on getting some later on that evening)

My first wife got more than a little jealous at one reunion as old girlfriends kept showing up. Lol. Truth is she looked way better but was a head case.

 

[sailfish]

@Brownslave688 What's a better jacket? Carhartt or Dickies? I'm now realizing that since turning my uniforms in I no longer have a coat that I don't mind getting dirty.

 

[MyTripisCut]

@Brownslave688 What's a better jacket? Carhartt or Dickies? I'm now realizing that since turning my uniforms in I no longer have a coat that I don't mind getting dirty.

I still have a Carhart jacket that took quite a beating when I worked construction. I’d still be able to use it if I was as skinny when I bought it. Great coat.

 

[Brownslave688]

@Brownslave688 What's a better jacket? Carhartt or Dickies? I'm now realizing that since turning my uniforms in I no longer have a coat that I don't mind getting dirty.

Yeah I'd have to say carhartt is more durable.

 

[sailfish]

I still have a Carhart jacket that took quite a beating when I worked construction. I’d still be able to use it if I was as skinny when I bought it. Great coat.

Ever wish you stayed in it considering the current state of this place?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Ever wish you stayed in it considering the current state of this place?

The place I left already sucked way worse than this. I was working 70-120 hours a week driving a paint truck. DOT violations, unsafe conditions, lots of drug use(not by me). I was young and dumb, but knew I wouldn’t last there. Ended up at UPS and thought things were great for ten years, but I’m fearful for the future.

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[oldngray]

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Don't forget to add in the taxes too.

 

[Brownslave688]

My first wife got more than a little jealous at one reunion as old girlfriends kept showing up. Lol. Truth is she looked way better but was a head case.

The hot ones are always nuts.

Makes for a good time between the sheets though.

 

[oldngray]

The hot ones are always nuts.

Makes for a good time between the sheets though.

Sleep with one eye open.

 

[MyTripisCut]

@silverbullet2893 lmfao

 

[silverbullet2893]

@silverbullet2893 lmfao

“A bunch of animals” lmfao!