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911: 911 what’s your emergency

Me: I need a wellness check at 128 sycamore

911: what’s the reason for the wellness check sir

Me: I just saw sex with animals is now illegal in Kentucky. My friend has a very intimate relationship with his favorite sheep. I’m worried this might put him over the edge.

911:...
 
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