By Invitation Only

[Wally]

Why's everybody always picking on me?

"Socket" to me?

 

[Wally]

That’s great though that you two are willing to take them for a month. I’m sure your daughter really appreciates it. Everyone needs a break from their kids now and then. Plus it gives the two of you and the grandkids some memories. Teach them how to change the oil. Lol.

Break from your own offspring?

 

[Operational needs]

Break from your own offspring?

Duh! Yeah.

 

[Wally]

Duh! Yeah.

Ok Joan Crawford.

 

[cosmo1]

Break from your own offspring?

Do you even have kids, Wally?

 

[Operational needs]

Ok Joan Crawford.

Are you saying you and your then wife never took a weekend away from your kids?

 

[Wally]

Break from your own offspring?

Do you want that basket you left the baby in back?

 

[Wally]

Are you saying you and your then wife never took a weekend away from your kids?

We are talking woman folk here.

 

[Wally]

Do you even have kids, Wally?

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[Wally]

Are you saying you and your then wife never took a weekend away from your kids?

The brats go with you to insure misery, right @MyTripisCut ?

 

[MyTripisCut]

The brats go with you to insure misery, right @MyTripisCut ?

We take three vacations a year with the kids as a family. Very important thing IMO. We also take three or four three day weekends a year without the kids. Also very important for healthy relationships.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Wally]

The brats go with you to insure misery, right @MyTripisCut ?

And if the kids are left, all they do is worry, call, and yak about the kids.

Also, a few hours before you are set to leave, at least one kid will turn sick on you.

 

[Wally]

We take three vacations a year with the kids as a family. Very important thing IMO. We also take three or four three day weekends a year without the kids. Also very important for healthy relationships.

Marriage counseling doesn't count.

 

[Operational needs]

We take three vacations a year with the kids as a family. Very important thing IMO. We also take three or four three day weekends a year without the kids. Also very important for healthy relationships.

Smart man!

 

[cosmo1]

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And you never got away from them for a day or three?

 

[Wally]

And you never got away from them for a day or three?

Sure we did. Just kidding about all that.

 

[cosmo1]

Sure we did. Just kidding about all that.

Probably more nervous about leaving your lawn for three days.

 

[Wally]

Probably more nervous about leaving your lawn for three days.

No way I would let my father in-law watch the turf! Lol, kids yes- lawn no. My wife would say no candy to her mom, two minutes later they are eating Hershey bars!

 

[oldngray]

No way I would let my father in-law watch the turf! Lol, kids yes- lawn no. My wife would say no candy to her mom, two minutes later they are eating Hershey bars!

Are the kids allowed to play on your lawn?