MyTripisCut
Never bought my own handtruck
What the hell are you doing drinking milk?
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Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
Check out your Bluegrass thread!
burrheadd
KING Of GIFS
Was your butt hole sore after this
Operational needs
Virescit Vulnere Virtus
Good morning.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Looks like he just switched hobbies from golf but kept the clothes
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
What else is he supposed to drink with his Oreos? Lol.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
ill make this as short as I can
My bachelor party: next morning we wake up to a hotel employee beating on the door. You’ve got a family member on the phone that’s been calling your room for 20 min. I’m sleeping on the floor between the two beds right under the phone. Never heard it. Brother in law 1 picks up the phone. All I hear is high pitched screaming. He hands me the phone and says it’s for you. It’s my wife we’ve lost her baby brother. Brother in law 2 is lost. No idea where he is. We all get up and look around the room all hangover movie like. I’ll be damn. Yeah he’s not here.
I’ll skip the part about getting the Russian foreign exchange student home that brother in law 1 banged that night
Me and brother in law 1 head out to find brother in law 2. Finally we get some directions. He’s at some random gas station 15 miles from where we are.
He had left the bachelor party to go party with a limo full of girls. Somehow he ended up at a random house party. Wakes up the next morning butt ass naked with his hands super glued to some chicks ass and he’s covered in permanent marker from head to toe. He finds his clothes in a tree in the back yard. So he climbs the tree naked to retrieve them. Never does find his shoes but finds a random pair his size on the front porch. Puts them on then goes into the living room and pisses all over these peoples living room floor because he’s not too pleased how all of this went down. Then just starts walking until he finds a phone to use.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
That’s what old people do
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
It’s already stretched enough. Doesn’t get sore anymore
sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
That and water is pretty much all I drink.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
So much for a nice relaxing Sunday
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Well you still play with dolls so
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
silverbullet2893
KILL KILL!!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
All according to plan.
scooby0048
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I was actually eating some chips ahoy and, originally I was going to have Oreos but that got damned new packaging that rips open and then supposedly reseals itself failed in epic fashion so they were all stale. They tasted like those cheap ass dollar store cookies Faux Reos.
Pretty dooshey if you ask me. All tatted up with those queer red shoes, the plaid shorts, and that sales rep work shirt that matches nothing. Not even the golfers look that stupid even when they wear their little knickers and Ascot hats. I bet that dooshe bought my detector and threw it in his 79" lifted friend-150 that has street tires and LED bars on the roof and bumpers. He's probably got those undercarriage blue and green lights on his rig too.
scooby0048
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What a rookie. The Mexican ranch hands here could've loaded 40 more bales on that wagon and still had room for family and friends.
