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[Operational needs]

Good morning.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

Drats! My plan for today being my last day working have been foiled!! Someone won the Megamillions in Arizona.

 

[Wally]

No we don't. I've NEVER heard of anyone around here having to "tent" a house for termites.

That's not what you said Pops. You said no termite problem in your parts.

 

[Operational needs]

Redirect Notice

www.google.com

Protestors have managed to tear down a statue of Christopher Columbus and throw him in a lake, but so far, they’ve been blocked by a judge from taking down the R. E. Lee statue.

 

[Brownslave688]

Drats! My plan for today being my last day working have been foiled!! Someone won the Megamillions in Arizona.

Gotta love fedex ground. Apparently I signed for alcohol 50 miles away at 11 o’clock this morning.

 

[Operational needs]

Gotta love fedex ground. Apparently I signed for alcohol 50 miles away at 11 o’clock this morning.

You know......it would be better if you signed for it at home. You’ll probably get it tomorrow. Lol.

 

[upschuck]

You know......it would be better if you signed for it at home. You’ll probably get it tomorrow. Lol.

Half empty?

 

[Brownslave688]

You know......it would be better if you signed for it at home. You’ll probably get it tomorrow. Lol.

I had to get it delivered to a coworker because they didn’t ship booze to Illinois.

I hope it’s there. It’s a $300 bottle of bourbon

 

[Wally]

I had to get it delivered to a coworker because they didn’t ship booze to Illinois.

I hope it’s there. It’s a $300 bottle of bourbon

Be sure to report that on your state income tax.

 

[upschuck]

I had to get it delivered to a coworker because they didn’t ship booze to Illinois.

I hope it’s there. It’s a $300 bottle of bourbon

Or maybe they just put the name on pkg as accepting pkg after they gave to person at address on pkg.

 

[Wally]

Be sure to report that on your state income tax.

Or wait until the state audits the records like they did with the smokes.

 

[Operational needs]

Half empty?

Hey Froggy. How’ve you been?

 

[Brownslave688]

Or maybe they just put the name on pkg as accepting pkg after they gave to person at address on pkg.

No one was home at that time.

 

[upschuck]

Hey Froggy. How’ve you been?

I've been plugging around, you?

 

[upschuck]

No one was home at that time.

How do you know, you were 50 miles away.

 

[Operational needs]

I've been plugging around, you?

Same here.

 

[Operational needs]

Portland mayor approves ‘bereavement leave’ for city employees

The mayor of Portland, Oregon, is giving all city employees a week of “bereavement leave” after protests over police brutality and racism gripped the city for more than a week. Mayor Te…

nypost.com

We should all get a week of “bereavement leave”. Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

How do you know, you were 50 miles away.

Because I know whose house it went to. I talked to them.

 

[upschuck]

Because I know whose house it went to. I talked to them.

Was he slurring his words when he said that?