Customer who cursed me out

[Sissy Brown Short Shorts]

Come on man. Don’t back up the driveway. Go right up, nose into the garage than neutral back out. I would have told the old hag that it was a free tree trimming service. Next time bag it and tie it to a tree branch. Next time it snows, don’t deliver until the last snowflake has melted off the driveway. Make her miserable. A woman who always gave me crap about coming up the driveway because “her kids play outside” well during the covid peak we were so slammed I went six weeks without ever finishing the days work. Guess who didn’t get her packages for six weeks?

 

[DriverNerd]

Just give her the package. Don't even respond to what she's saying, just tell her to have a good day as you walk away. She'll be pissed if you don't respond to her complaints.

 

[G.V. Rush]

I had a meth head pull a gun on me last week thinking I was an undercover sting operation looking for illegal pot grows. Permanent left @ gate from now on

 

[Pkgrunner]

Sorry! let's agree to disagree
If my front tire is not on their doormat.... I've parked too far away

 

[Jkloc420]

Next time you run it off or go work at DHL

 

[Pkgrunner]

Next time you run it off or go work at DHL

I'm not hiking 1/4mile driveways...Just sayin

 

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I'm not hiking 1/4mile driveways...Just sayin

Go to DHL.

 

[Pkgrunner]

Go to DHL.

Naw!
I'll just hang for another year and assure an $80+K pension

 

[toonertoo]

Naw!
I'll just hang for another year and assure an $80+K pension

80k? I worked in the wrong place.

 

[Pkgrunner]

western conf.....So Cal...does not go as far as you might think

 

[542thruNthru]

80k? I worked in the wrong place.

San Diego...

 

[Pkgrunner]

San Diego... View attachment 405106

thanks brother

 

[MisplacedRailWorker]

No power steering and a high stepper. God I hated those old package cars

-60 degrees, walking on hot coals…

 

[Pkgrunner]

My first pkg car was a dodge p400...I had a "hill" route....learned the hard way...."pump the brakes before heading down a steep hill"

 

[MisplacedRailWorker]

Had one yell at me because I wouldn't bring the 24 bottles of wine inside to her wine fridge. She then told me she paid extra for the service. I told her " well you better demand your money back because you got robbed." And I walked away.

I had one and only one remotely sexual encounter at UPS. And not even a good one. My first month as a driver in my packet.

Best Buy TV sig req up 8 flights of stairs. Ancient building in NYC so each step was at least a foot high (never understood that, I thought people used to be shorter!)

Old man answers the door stark naked. With a slight grin on his face and I could tell from the look in his eyes he was not senile/Parkinson’s. He knew what he was doing.

I’m trying to get a signature whilst looking away. He says “Oh I thought you were going to set it up for me I paid for Geek Squad.” I replied: “Hold on, let me grab my toolbox I’ll be right back.”

I got back to the center that night and I don’t recall exactly what I told the clerk, NSN, need APT or APT didn’t exist; but that address was deleted from the system and I hope to this day that creepy never gets a ups delivery again.

 

[Pkgrunner]

who has had splinters from the bulkhead door?...raise your hand.......yeah I thought so...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

who has had splinters from the bulkhead door?...raise your hand.......yeah I thought so...

From the shelves

 

[Pkgrunner]

the door itself...

 

[Pkgrunner]

remember seeing the road under the gas brake and clutch pedals?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

remember seeing the road under the gas brake and clutch pedals?

The old Ford 600's