Customers Closed, Volume Down

[Nolimitz]

But they won’t close food stores. And with my official letter, I can go shopping and beat the crowds!

And buy what? Why has no-one addressed the food shortage crisis that is looming.

 

[MassWineGuy]

Cat food.

 

[Operational needs]

Cat food.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Lol.

 

[Nolimitz]

Cat food.

Prefer our dog's Kangaroo blend

 

[Serf]

I don’t conspiracy theory to often but I wouldn’t be surprised if they announced a national lockdown by Monday

What do we have presently? CA, IL,NY,NJ? Non essential biz shutdowns?

 

[Artee]

We were told to carry that letter in case we were stopped going to or returning from work. I still have to use my own gloves and disinfectant.

Photocopy paper is cheap.

 

[MrFedEx]

We were told to carry that letter in case we were stopped going to or returning from work. I still have to use my own gloves and disinfectant.

That is such BS. FedEx should be doing a lot of things to safeguard employees, including providing sanitary measures.

Have they done anything like separate people on the sort etc? How about staggered start times as someone else suggested?

 

[MrFedEx]

Most of us laughed and left the letter at work.

If we are stopped going to or from work I think the uniforms we are wearing and the official FedEx ID are going to be a lot more convincing than a generic looking letter with a phone number.

Leaving the letter at work is probably a smart idea. That way, if it really turns South where you're at, you "can't get in". I thought the letter looked professional and legitimate. The "stay in place" orders are not that strictly enforced, and anyone can still go to the store, walk outside etc.

You could forget to wear your uniform too.

 

[MrFedEx]

Photocopy paper is cheap.

True. I'm wondering if it will get to the point where they have to print it on paper similar to that of scheduled prescriptions? When one of my kids took ADHD meds, I had to go to the doctor's office and walk the prescription into the pharmacist. The paper has a hologram and other special features that just can't be copied.

 

[MassWineGuy]

I’ve heard that they plan to tattoo bar codes on our necks.

 

[MrFedEx]

I’ve heard that they plan to tattoo bar codes on our necks.

Mark of the Beast!!

 

[Cactus]

I don’t need any slow slacker express drivers.

I for one would rather shovel manure for eight hours than be a Ground driver for four.

 

[Cactus]

LOL

Laugh now jackass.

Here's a map to the Memphis unemployment offices. You'll be needing it soon.

Your job is not THAT essential or even necessary.

memphis tn unemployment office address - Google Search

 

[It will be fine]

I for one would rather shovel manure for eight hours than be a Ground driver for four.

You’re too old to do either. You couldn’t cut it anyway.

 

[Cactus]

You’re too old to do either. You couldn’t cut it anyway.

You'd be surprised.

Anyway, you're not getting any younger either.

 

[MrFedEx]

Laugh now jackass.

Here's a map to the Memphis unemployment offices. You'll be needing it soon.

Your job is not THAT essential or even necessary.

memphis tn unemployment office address - Google Search

Shills are considered essential personnel by Memphis. How else are you going to spread rainbow pony stories about how great FedEx is?

 

[It will be fine]

You'd be surprised.

Anyway, you're not getting any younger either.

That’s why I stopped slinging cardboard a while ago.

 

[Serf]

It Begins: CDC Asks Tech Giants Twitter, Google, Facebook for Location of US Citizens -- Will Track Whether Americans Are Practicing Proper "Social Distancing"

 

[MassWineGuy]

Hmm. Interesting that there is no mention of this on NBC’s news site. You’d think it would be there since they supposedly reported it. That site you refer to looks like some alt right whack job.

 

[Serf]

Hmm. Interesting that there is no mention of this on NBC’s news site. You’d think it would be there since they supposedly reported it. That site you refer to looks like some alt right whack job.

I’m not sure it needs mention. Big Gov can watch whatever they want whenever they want.