Darwin Awards

[Babagounj]

Granny shoots dead an armed robber who tried to hold up her food truck

A 53-year-old Texas grandmother shot and killed a 23-year-old would-be assailant who attempted to rob her food truck business and fire his weapon at her.

www.dailymail.co.uk

• Keshondra Turner, 53, was cooking in her soul food truck at 1pm on Tuesday when a man attempted to shoot her
• But his gun jammed, giving Turner time to reach for her firearm and shoot several rounds at the criminal
• The 23-year-old would-be robber was declared dead on the scene and Turner was taken to a local hospital for a panic attack

 

[Wally]

Granny shoots dead an armed robber who tried to hold up her food truck

A 53-year-old Texas grandmother shot and killed a 23-year-old would-be assailant who attempted to rob her food truck business and fire his weapon at her.

www.dailymail.co.uk

• Keshondra Turner, 53, was cooking in her soul food truck at 1pm on Tuesday when a man attempted to shoot her
• But his gun jammed, giving Turner time to reach for her firearm and shoot several rounds at the criminal
• The 23-year-old would-be robber was declared dead on the scene and Turner was taken to a local hospital for a panic attack

A win-win! Fighting crime and at the same time, helping the prison overcrowding problem.

 

[oldngray]

Granny shoots dead an armed robber who tried to hold up her food truck

A 53-year-old Texas grandmother shot and killed a 23-year-old would-be assailant who attempted to rob her food truck business and fire his weapon at her.

www.dailymail.co.uk

• Keshondra Turner, 53, was cooking in her soul food truck at 1pm on Tuesday when a man attempted to shoot her
• But his gun jammed, giving Turner time to reach for her firearm and shoot several rounds at the criminal
• The 23-year-old would-be robber was declared dead on the scene and Turner was taken to a local hospital for a panic attack

Don't mess with Granny

 

[Fred's Myth]

Man tracks down stolen truck using Apple Airtag; shoots, kills alleged thief, police say

“If you are to get your vehicle stolen, I know it’s frustrating, but please do not take matters in your own hands like this."

www.wftv.com

 

[Babagounj]

Man tracks down stolen truck using Apple Airtag; shoots, kills alleged thief, police say

“If you are to get your vehicle stolen, I know it’s frustrating, but please do not take matters in your own hands like this."

www.wftv.com

His only mistake was calling for the cops.

 

[UnionStrong]

Don't mess with Granny

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Good good

 

[Babagounj]

Almost a perfect candidate for this award.

Man who shot himself in leg during burglary attempt gets 20-year sentence

Justin McCall accidentally shot himself in the leg during one of the alleged burglaries.

www.boston25news.com

McCall was accused of stealing from vehicles in Crestview, FL between Oct. 29, 2022, and Jan. 4, 2023, according to the state attorney’s office.

The sheriff’s office said that a woman in Crestview called deputies on Jan. 4 to report a man was outside her home, claiming to be shot, WEAR-TV reported. McCall, who was discovered with a gunshot wound to his leg, was taken to an area hospital for treatment, according to the television station.

“In addition to stealing miscellaneous items from the vehicles he burglarized, McCall stole a firearm from an unsecured vehicle,” the state attorney’s office said in its news release. “McCall then proceeded to burglarize another vehicle with the stolen firearm in hand. While rummaging through that vehicle, McCall accidentally discharged the firearm and shot himself in the leg which resulted in McCall pleading for help from the very person whose vehicle he had just burglarized.”

 

[Operational needs]

Almost a perfect candidate for this award.

Man who shot himself in leg during burglary attempt gets 20-year sentence

Justin McCall accidentally shot himself in the leg during one of the alleged burglaries.

www.boston25news.com

McCall was accused of stealing from vehicles in Crestview, FL between Oct. 29, 2022, and Jan. 4, 2023, according to the state attorney’s office.

The sheriff’s office said that a woman in Crestview called deputies on Jan. 4 to report a man was outside her home, claiming to be shot, WEAR-TV reported. McCall, who was discovered with a gunshot wound to his leg, was taken to an area hospital for treatment, according to the television station.

“In addition to stealing miscellaneous items from the vehicles he burglarized, McCall stole a firearm from an unsecured vehicle,” the state attorney’s office said in its news release. “McCall then proceeded to burglarize another vehicle with the stolen firearm in hand. While rummaging through that vehicle, McCall accidentally discharged the firearm and shot himself in the leg which resulted in McCall pleading for help from the very person whose vehicle he had just burglarized.”

Too bad he missed the artery.

 

[UnionStrong]

Too bad he missed the artery.

Will you marry me?

 

[Wally]

Will you marry me?

You can't handle that.

 

[Babagounj]

Will you marry me?

Think of the children

 

[Wally]

Think of the children

He can't handle that much time at the range. The gun will start misfiring almost instantly. Ammo will be depleted.

 

[Operational needs]

New Mexico store owner sleeping inside business to prevent crime shoots, kills burglar tunneling through wall

The owner of a New Mexico smoke shop sleeping in his store to prevent crime says he shot and killed a burglar who tunneled through the wall of his business.

www.foxnews.com

We have another winner!

 

[Babagounj]

We have another winner !!!

Woman falls to her death in elevator lift shaft

Aisiah Sinta Dewi, 38, plummeted to her death at the Kualanamu Airport in Medan on April 24 after forcing open the doors to a lift and falling down the elevator shaft.

www.dailymail.co.uk

• The woman was unaware that another set of doors had opened behind her
• Her body was found three days later when a foul stench emerged from the area

 

[Wally]

17-year-old boy dies after hole he dug in sand collapsed at North Carolina beach

A teen visiting North Carolina’s Outer Banks was digging a large hole in a dune at Cape Hatteras National Seashore when the sand caved.

nypost.com

 

[UnionStrong]

17-year-old boy dies after hole he dug in sand collapsed at North Carolina beach

A teen visiting North Carolina’s Outer Banks was digging a large hole in a dune at Cape Hatteras National Seashore when the sand caved.

nypost.com

Happened last year to someone too. Darwin Award

 

[Wally]

Winner, Winner, Duck Dinner!

Calif. man killed while helping ducks cross road — moments after being cheered by onlookers

A California father died Thursday night while helping a family of ducks cross a busy road, witnesses and police said.

nypost.com

 

[Fred's Myth]

Winner, Winner, Duck Dinner!

Calif. man killed while helping ducks cross road — moments after being cheered by onlookers

A California father died Thursday night while helping a family of ducks cross a busy road, witnesses and police said.

nypost.com

Duck!
Duck!

GOOSE!

 

[Wally]

Duck! ....THE CAR!

 

[Babagounj]

Were any of the ducks available for comment ?