fixed it for you MORELOCK
National Republican Convention:
Saturday, 27 August 201611:15 AM
Prayer to the space god, pinata of Ronald Reagan hoisted up and worship songs sung. George W. Bush to give victory speech to open ceremonies.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for dead people on republican rolls. Gays and lesbians mocked by Rush Limbaugh, the partys morality leader.
4:00 PM
The crushing of birth control pills and IUD's, photos of aborted fetuses displayed on jumbo tron so everyone in the audience can cry and pretend the give a crap.
Sponsored by fox
4:30 PM
“How to make millions in the senate and the house then go to work for the heritage foundation or other think tanks”
presenter: Jim Demint
4:45 PM
“How to create part time temporary jobs and then use H1 or H2 workers to fill positions for less money than hiring Americans"
Seminar Moderated by DONALD TRUMP
5:30 PM
Invitation-only $10,000 donation Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Sarah Palin saying stupid crap and Todd Paling posing with prostitutes
6:00 PM
"how to sucker punch protesters at rallies and have your legal defense paid for by donald trump"
Hosted by rednecks and toothless trump supporters
8:30 PM
"The Congressional process of screwing a nation while americans suffer"
Hosted by John Boehner and Paul Ryan
9:00 PM
“conservative brain washing techniques on right wing radio and fox news"
Guest Speaker, Rupert Murdoch
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to all the police who shot unarmed citizens who were minorities
Director: Strom Thurmon
11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend it’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Karl Rove, Condolesbian Rice, Colin Powell and special message by George W. Bush on how to delete a milllion emails during an investigation and get away with it.
Now, thats more like it moreluck.
TOS.