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"Big Fella"
It's the stars of the reality show Jersey Shore, not the scenery ........ it's not funny when you have to explain it!
Snookie got locked up in Seaside Heights
Sideshow: For real, for show, Snooki arrested
By Tirdad Derakhshani
Inquirer Staff Writer
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, of MTV's faux-reality show Jersey Shore, was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights on a disorderly-conduct charge. Reports say she was booked for being drunk in public. This was reality, but it could have been the show. Check that: It was the show. It was real, that is, but the cameras were rolling, and it'll all get kneaded into America's leading intellectual examination of Atlantic Coast culture. Photos show a bouffantless Snooki, in a T-shirt with the fetching message SLUT, getting hauled off by a brace of Jersey gendarmes. Unnamed Source says Snooki "just needs to be in a drunk tank for two hours." Who doesn't, right? Unnamed tells TMZ Snooki was in a bar drinking "body shots" - sipped out of someone's navel. Yum! What spurred this littoral rampage? Could it be Thursday's The View on ABC, when Joy Behar asked President Obama about Snooki . . . and he drew a blank? That'll get on the show, too
By Tirdad Derakhshani
Inquirer Staff Writer
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, of MTV's faux-reality show Jersey Shore, was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights on a disorderly-conduct charge. Reports say she was booked for being drunk in public. This was reality, but it could have been the show. Check that: It was the show. It was real, that is, but the cameras were rolling, and it'll all get kneaded into America's leading intellectual examination of Atlantic Coast culture. Photos show a bouffantless Snooki, in a T-shirt with the fetching message SLUT, getting hauled off by a brace of Jersey gendarmes. Unnamed Source says Snooki "just needs to be in a drunk tank for two hours." Who doesn't, right? Unnamed tells TMZ Snooki was in a bar drinking "body shots" - sipped out of someone's navel. Yum! What spurred this littoral rampage? Could it be Thursday's The View on ABC, when Joy Behar asked President Obama about Snooki . . . and he drew a blank? That'll get on the show, too