I just received upssocks' final exam from his college senior year english class
He was asked to use a word in a sentence. He was asked to do this twelve times with twelve different words . Here are the results:
1. Foreclose
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum
I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both.
3. Hotel
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
6. Israel
Tito tried to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel".
7. Catacomb
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
9. Acoustic
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
10. Iraq
When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
11. Stain
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom
My cousin gave me tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
Needless to say, the standards of the college that upssocks was attending at the time , were so low that he received an A on this test. With graded test in hand , he applied to ups for a management position and after taking a look at his exam, ups determined that he indeed was management material.