OK I decided answer your hypothetical. We are heroes!!!
Covid zombie variant heroes.
By thebrownblob (and chatgpt)
Once upon a time in a small town, a mysterious variant of Covid emerged, causing those infected to exhibit zombie-like symptoms. Bbsam, Bubblehead, and Brownblob were close friends who found themselves facing this dire situation.
When news of the outbreak spread, panic gripped the town. People rushed to hospitals, hoping for a cure, but the medical facilities quickly became overwhelmed. Bbsam, Bubblehead, and Brownblob, however, chose a different path. They believed that staying away from the crowded hospitals was the best option, both for their own safety and to prevent further spread.
With determination in their hearts, the trio gathered supplies and barricaded themselves in a secluded cabin on the outskirts of town. They knew the risks, but they were determined to survive and find a solution. Brownblob, known for their resourcefulness and quick thinking, took charge of devising a plan.
Days turned into weeks, and as news reports grew more grim, Bubblehead, with their medical knowledge, examined any research they could find to understand the virus better. Bbsam, the most agile of the group, scouted the area for potential threats and resources.
As time passed, they began to notice patterns among the infected. Brownblob theorized that the virus might be linked to a particular environmental factor. With this hunch, the trio decided to venture out to gather samples from the surroundings. Armed with makeshift protective gear, they navigated the deserted streets, avoiding the infected.
Through their investigations, they discovered a contaminated water source that seemed to be the origin of the virus. Bubblehead's analysis indicated that the virus was waterborne, and the trio realized that they had to find a way to purify the water to stop the infection's spread.
Working tirelessly, Brownblob designed a filtration system using available materials, while Bubblehead used their medical expertise to ensure its effectiveness. Bbsam, with their agility, procured the necessary components from abandoned stores and factories.
After days of hard work, they finally set up the filtration system, successfully purifying the contaminated water source. The town's infection rate began to slow down, and survivors who had been hiding started to come out of hiding, seeking refuge and help from the trio.
As the town slowly started to heal, news of their heroic efforts spread. The trio—Bbsam, Bubblehead, and Brownblob—were celebrated as saviors. Their selflessness, determination, and innovative thinking had not only saved themselves but had also brought hope back to their community.
And so, the tale of these three friends became a legend, reminding everyone that even in the darkest of times, courage and unity can lead to triumph over the most daunting challenges.