For Sale or trade

[scooby0048]

No. I just assumed you were married to someone around your age. I should have known better. Smart man!

I'm having second thoughts though recently. At least a younger girl might not have thought a having a yard sale would be fun and cute.

 

[Operational needs]

I'm having second thoughts though recently. At least a younger girl might not have thought a having a yard sale would be fun and cute.

But did she make a bunch of money....not including your metal detector? Lol.

 

[clean hairy]

Scour the garage sales around you.
You might come across a really expensive metal detector.
Maybe get them down to $600?

 

[scooby0048]

But did she make a bunch of money....not including your metal detector? Lol.

You know what you can do...

Nevermind, I don't want to talk about it.

 

[scooby0048]

But did she make a bunch of money....not including your metal detector? Lol.

Scour the garage sales around you.
You might come across a really expensive metal detector.
Maybe get them down to $600?

Bunch of damn comedians in here tonight.

 

[Operational needs]

Bunch of damn comedians in here tonight.

Too soon ?

 

[scooby0048]

Too soon ?

Yes.


I forgot to mention on Wednesday her new purse had come. It was my "thanks for being a great wife and not saying a word when I bought the detector", gift to her but I had bought it before she sold my gear.

 

[Operational needs]

Yes.


I forgot to mention on Wednesday her new purse had come. It was my "thanks for being a great wife and not saying a word when I bought the detector", gift to her but I had bought it before she sold my gear.

Did you give it to her or hide it?

 

[scooby0048]

Did you give it to her or hide it?

I poured gasoline all over it and lit on fire and let that MF burn right in the middle of the yard.



















Well, that's what I imagined happening.















BUT NO, I GAVE IT TO HER

 

[zubenelgenubi]

No, she's a green eyed devil with brunette hair.

 

[Brownslave688]

Did you give it to her or hide it?

Wait what are you talking about...

 

[Brownslave688]

and can actually hold a conversation.

Maybe it’s time for a hearing aid for the old broad.


You clearly said not to sell that one...

 

[scooby0048]

Maybe it’s time for a hearing aid for the old broad.


You clearly said not to sell that one...

Well, now that's where the problem lies. I told her the ones in the corner could be sold. I DID NOT tell her to keep her grubby mitts off the one by the workbench and because I didn't, she moved that one to the corner.

I hate to admit it, but I am partially to blame as I never asked which detector the guy was looking at. I just assumed it was the gold detector and not the other non-gold hunting machines.

 

[scooby0048]

Maybe it’s time for a hearing aid for the old broad.


You clearly said not to sell that one...

I guess I should be somewhat thankful my wife is clueless with things like what machines are expensive and which ones are not so much because when the time comes to buy another new machine, she will have no clue how much jing I'm going to drop.

 

[clean hairy]

what offers did you get for her?
Did you decide to keep her?

 

[OrioN]

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Heh, one of my favorite classic moo vies

Jack Burton's buddy did all the work...