Fornication whilst on route

[SorryLazyPOS]

So you took your time?

No he’s a delivery driver. He was on time.

 

[HavenoEDD]

Many marriages and jobs have ended because of it…and it happens more than you think

 

[542thruNthru]

Jeeziss

dont act like youve never sorted the package one handed in the back of a package car before!

 

[Over70irregs]

Diamond plate floor stories.

 

[rod]

The wife was known to get frisky a few times when we were first married and I used to take her with me on my nightly shuttle run to North Dakota when I first started UPS. Those were the days. Nothing better than a BJ in a UPS truck going 65 mph down the freeway.

 

[DELACROIX]

The wife was known to get frisky a few times when we were first married and I used to take her with me on my nightly shuttle run to North Dakota when I first started UPS. Those were the days. Nothing better than a BJ in a UPS truck going 65 mph down the freeway.

...with one hand on the wheel and downing a can of (LaBatt's)...

 

[rod]

...with one hand on the wheel and downing a can of (LaBatt's)...

With one hand on the wheel and the other on top of her head)

 

[bottomups]

With one hand on the wheel and the other on top of her head)

Don't forget to tell them how rough you had it back in the day!

 

[rod]

Don't forget to tell them how rough you had it back in the day!

It was. Do you realize how miserable it was on the nights she didn't ride with me and I had to take matters into my own hands?

 

[toonertoo]

Totally missed out on that one.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Totally missed out on that one.

Come on over to the back of my package car....

 

[toonertoo]

Come on over to the back of my package

Let me call your wife first.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Let me call your wife first.

3 way?
Excellent

 

[toonertoo]

3 way?
Excellent

not what I meant.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

not what I meant.

Love you kiddo

I enjoy busting your chops

 

[PPH_over_9000]

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dawg why is that donut so drippy

 

[Gabba]

once at a bicycling meetup after telling people what i do, a woman there said she had banged a UPS guy once. like on route, but not sure where exactly, whether in the truck or in her apartment. IDK what the point of her story was, it wasn't particularly alluring or funny.

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

She was inviting you to give her some attention.

 

[Over70irregs]

She was inviting you to give her some attention.

Stay away not worth it. Keep making your $

 

[SorryLazyPOS]

Stay away not worth it. Keep making your $

Party pooper