You must be 20 years old or less.
Your judgment and logic will get better as you approach 25.
Based on your lack of logic:
A slow worker deserves a job more than a worker who kills his/her supervisor.
A slow worker deserves a job more than a worker who steals out of the packages.
A slow worker deserves a job more than a worker who rapes a co-worker on the job.
A slow worker deserves a job more than a worker who pulls all the fire alarms in a UPS facility.
A slow worker deserves a job more than a worker who burns down the hub.
OKAY den?