Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2

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50 Totally Random and Useless Facts​



  1. The US interstate highway system requires that one mile in every five be straight. These straight sections function as airstrips in times of war and other emergencies.
  2. The Boston University Bridge is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
  3. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs have only about ten.
  4. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  5. In every episode of Seinfeld, there is a superman somewhere.
  6. February 1965 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
  7. The cruise liner, Queen Elisabeth II, moves only six inches for every gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.
  8. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book published in every major Dewey Decimal category.
  9. Columbia University is the second largest land owner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
  10. Cat urine glows under a black light.
  11. Back in the mid-80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
  12. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
  13. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
  14. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child is 2-6 years of age.
  15. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
  16. If you have three quarters, four dimes and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
  17. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
  18. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually that all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
  19. No NFL team which plays its home games in a dome has ever won a Superbowl.
  20. The first toilet ever seen on TV was on "Leave it to Beaver".
  21. In the Great Fire of London in 1666, half of the city was burned down but only 6 people were injured.
  22. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers - they saw them as competitors.
  23. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 years old.
  24. The name Wendy was made up for the book -"Peter Pan".
  25. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".
  26. It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. The frog then uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
  27. Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
  28. Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an Oscar, in "Midnight Cowboy". Her entire role lasted only 6 minutes.
  29. Charles Lindburgh took only four sandwiches with him on his famous transatlantic flight.
  30. Goethe couldn't stand the sound of barking dogs and could only write if he had an apple rotting in the drawer of his desk.
  31. Stewardesses is the longest word that is formally typed with only the left hand.
  32. Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always the same sex.
  33. To escape the jaws of a crocodile, push your thumbs into its eyes - it will release you instantly.
  34. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will come up heads approximately 4950 times because the heads picture weighs more than the tails side, so it ends up on the bottom more often.
  35. Hydroxydeoxycorticosterones is the longest anagram in the English language.
  36. Los Angeles' full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Pornciuncula.
  37. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  38. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer.
  39. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
  40. Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubbles' maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.
  41. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  42. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  43. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Pharoh Ramses II, who fathered over 160 children.
  44. If NASA send birds into space, they would soon die because birds need gravity to swallow.
  45. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
  46. The computer term "byte" is a contraction of "by eight".
  47. The average ear of corn has eight hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.
  48. The famous split-fingered Vulcan salute is actually intended to represent the first letter ("shin", pronounced "sheen") of the word "shalom". As a boy, Leonard Nimoy observed his rabbi using it in a benediction and never forgot it; he was eventually able to add it to Star Trek lore.
  49. The idea that "the Boogey Man will get you" comes from the Boogey people, who still inhabit an area of Indonesia. These people still act as pirates today, and attack passing ships.
  50. Underground is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und"

 

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I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...

...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.

...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.

...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.

...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."

...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.

...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.

...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.
 

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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will proceed down Broadway in New York City today. This year the city is taking special precautions to make sure the hot air balloons don't kill anybody. They are banning presidential candidates from the streets.

~Argus Hamilton~
 

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SIGNS YOU OVERDID THANKSGIVING........

You ate the turkey, the pop-up thermometer and the plastic net.

All your silverware is worn down to tiny stumps.

You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

Paramedics brought in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of your chair.

The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

The potatoes you used, set off another famine in Ireland.

You set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.

Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

Strangers keep addressing you as "Mr. President".

This morning, the display on your bathroom scale read, "Good Lord!"

You now have a butt the size of Plymouth Rock.

People keep looking at you and saying, "I thought the Macy's Parade was over."

Your relatives can't go home because they're stuck in your gravitational field.

Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
 

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T-Shirt Sayings

I'm an evening person in a morning world

National Sarcasm Society.....like we need your support.

I'm not different, I just don't care.

If you met my family, you'd understand.

My inner child thinks you're a big poopy face.

I'm so far behind I thought I was first.

Life is a circus and I'm stuck in the freak tent.

Pay no attention to the device around my ankle.

Chocolate ...... the catnip of the female world.

Just be happy I'm not a twin.

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
 

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The Top 14 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movies

14. To Kill A Walking Bird

13. My Best Friend's Dressing

12. Thighs Wide Shut

11. The Texas Coleslaw Massacre

10. Casserolablanca

9. The Fabulous Baster Boys

8. 12 Hungry Men

7. Silence of the Yams

6. For Love of The Game Hen

5. I Know What You Ate Last Winter

4. All the President's Menu

3. White Meat Can't Jump

2. When Harry Met Salad

1. The Wing and I
 

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Understanding Investments


  • Stock
    • A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.
  • Bond
    • What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to invest in Amazon.com.
  • Broker
    • The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please note the first five letters of this word spell "Broke".
  • Bear
    • What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that hot stock tip your secretary gave you.
  • Bull
    • What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.
  • Margin
    • Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be listening to your manager's presentation.
  • Short Position
    • A type of trade where, in theory, a person sells stocks he doesn't actually own. Since this also only ever works in theory, a short position is what a person usually ends up being in (i.e. "The rent, sir? Hahaha, well, I'm a little short this month.").
  • Commission
    • The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why your broker charges you one.
  • Yak
    • What you do into a pail when you discover your stocks have plunged and your broker is making a margin call.

 

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Stay over one night

A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.

They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow.

Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being very orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the origin of pork.

Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig!
 

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Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again-this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf, " says Little Red Riding Hood.
Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!

About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?
I'm trying to take a chit!"
 

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Free haircuts

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God?s work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
 

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Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance........

Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker,
although he's on the chess team.

Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters.

Killed two spectators and a line judge with his forehand lob at this year's
French Open.

Although a sprinter, he won both the Indy 500 and the Preakness.

Swimmer's refusal to trim beard and wax chest costs her valuable seconds in
the 100-meter freestyle.

His red and yellow jersey reads, "Track Cartel de Colombia."

Remainder of high-jump event postponed until he lands.

Somehow manages to win the 100-meter butterfly without getting wet.

Signs new contract for $6 over 2 million years.

Instead of exploding out of the blocks, he just explodes.

According to the urine test, he's six-week's pregnant.

Breaks his pelvis but insists he can just "walk it off."

Has switched her shower song from "I Feel Pretty" to "Old Man River."

Forget Nike and Reebok-he's got endorsement deals with Merck and Glaxo.
 

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Real World......

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that
came with it, Bob was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance.

"If you got married," teased his friend Brad, "the premium would be lower."

Bob responded, "But wouldn't that be like buying an airline just to get free
peanuts?"
 

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Wine

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli) -bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shee-it.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.​
 

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Burma Shave Signs.........

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave

TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
Burma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER
Burma Shave

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
Burma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Burma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE
Burma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave
 

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Jeff Foxworthy on Wisconsin



If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that
the food will swim by, you might live in Wisconsin .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights
each year because Park Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you
might live in Wisconsin .

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too pricey,"
you might live in Wisconsin .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you
might live in Wisconsin . (I remember it being October)

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the
year, you might live inWisconsin .

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, you might live in Wisconsin .

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his
forehead, you might live in Wisconsin . (Also around his collar line)


If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head
Cheese, you might live in Wisconsin .

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live
in Wisconsin .

If you have either a pet or a child named "Brett," you might live in
Wisconsin .

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live
in Wisconsin .

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin .

If you know how to say Oconomowoc,Waukesha , Menomonie & Manitowoc,
you might live in Wisconsin .

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
Wisconsin.

If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing
bear, and you sing gently, "From the land of sky-blue waters,"....you
might live in Wisconsin .
 

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HOW TO AVOID THE FLU.....

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

Walk for at least hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

Wash your hands often. If you can’t wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.

Get plenty of rest.

Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR...You can take the doctor’s office approach. Think about it, when you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So……I walk to the liquor store (exercise), I put lime in my Corona (fruit), celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies), drink on the bar patio (fresh air), get drunk, tell jokes, and laugh (eliminate stress) and then pass out (rest). The way I see it, if you keep your alcohol levels up flu germs can’t get you!!!!
 

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Nursery Rhymes for Big Kids

>Mary had a little pig,
>She kept it fat and plastered;
>And when the price of pork went up,
>She shot the little bast***.
>
>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
>Her father shot it dead.
>Now it goes to school with her,
>Between two hunks of bread.
>
>Mary had a little lamb
>that'll teach her to sleep in the barn.
>
>Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey
>Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said
>"Whatcha got in the bowl, bit**?"
>
>JACK AND JILL went up the hill
>To have a little fun.
>Stupid Jill forgot the pill
>And now they have a son.
>
>SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
>Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
>"What have you got there?"
>Said the Pie man unto Simon,
>"Pies, you :censored2:."
>
>HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
>Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
>All the kings' horses,
>And all the kings' men.
>Had scrambled eggs
>For breakfast again.
>
>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
>All over the bedside clock.
>The little dog laughed to see such fun,
>Then died of electric shock.
>
>There was a little girl who had a little curl
>Right in the middle of her forehead.
>When she was good, she was very, very good.
>But when she was bad.... ....
>She got fur coats, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
 

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20 Parking Rules For Dingbats

It's almost that time of the year again the Holiday Shopping Season. So, for the dingbats out there, here's your list of parking rules. For the non-dingbats, be aware that the dingbats will be out in full-force, and here are their rules:

Rule No. 1: When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car diagonally to prevent others from passing.

Rule No. 2: Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.

Rule No. 3: In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one, drive up halfway and stop on the line, taking both.

Rule No. 4: As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling to take it, pull through and take it from him.

Rule No. 5: Always park close enough to the adjacent car so that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to squeeze into his or her car.

Rule No. 6: When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent vehicle with your door really hard.

Rule No. 7: When driving through the parking lot, ignore the painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to another at a high rate of speed.

Rule No. 8: When stopped in front of a store and waiting for a friend/relative to make a purchase, make sure that you are stopped in the middle of the road. The same rule applies to picking up and discharging passengers.

Rule No. 9: When a vehicle from the opposite direction is signaling and waiting for a parking space, position your car so that you are in his way and let the car behind you take it.

Rule No. 10: If you have handicapped license plates, use up a regular parking spot.

Rule No. 11: If you hit the adjacent car with your door and leave a dent, wait for a car, which is painted the same color as yours, to drive down the aisle looking for a place to park. Then back out, giving up your spot like "Mr. Good Guy," and park somewhere else.

Rule No. 12: If the vehicle in front of you stops to let a pedestrian cross or another vehicle turn, pull into the lane of opposite traffic and attempt to pass him.

Rule No. 13: When exiting a shopping center into a busy road, exit through the narrow "ENTER ONLY" driveway, stick the nose of the car into traffic, and wait.

Rule No. 14: When driving through a parking lot with alternating one- way aisles and angled parking spots, drive the wrong way. Then when you see a parking space, take 20 minutes to do a 12-point turn to pull into it.

Rule No. 15: Always leave your shopping cart behind or tightly between parked vehicles.

Rule No. 16: Empty your ashtrays on the ground in shopping center parking lots. While you're at it, dump out all the garbage too, including that Wendy's or McDonald's bag sitting in the back seat from breakfast.

Rule No. 17: If you are forced to change an infant's diaper in a parking lot, leave the soiled diaper under the car next to you.

Rule No. 18: When another vehicle is waiting for you to pull out of a spot in a crowded parking lot, take your time. Adjust the mirrors, your seat, and the radio. Roll down your window, light a cigarette, and eat your lunch. Feel free to go through your shopping bags and look at what you just bought.

Rule No. 19: When pulling into a parking spot, if there is a shopping cart in the way, lightly tap it with your bumper and send it rolling into another car. Then, when you step out, if the cart is still too close, push it down the parking lot aisle and let it go. While the cart is flying solo, turn around and walk toward the stores.

Rule No. 20: When walking back to your car in a busy shopping center, gesture to other drivers waiting for a spot to make them think that you are getting in the car and leaving. Then walk between the cars to the next aisle and do it again
 

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YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF............

You know what a "burnout" is.

You owned/operated a 'Trapper Keeper'

You know what "Psych" means.

Once, while spending hours in the arcade, you actually lined up quarters on the top panel of the game -- to "reserve" your spot.

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".

You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".

You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".

You know who Tina Yothers is.

You wanted to be a Goonie.

You had top-of-the-line Commodore 64s in your jr. high computer lab

You know who Max Headroom is.

You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.

You could breakdance, or wished you could.

You wanted to be The Incredible Hulk for Halloween.

You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"

Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.

You can, right now, hum to yourself the theme to 'Inspector Gadget'

You wanted to be on Star Search.

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.

You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on its bottom, or knew someone who did.

You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".

You HAD to have your MTV

You remember when Kramer was on a show called "Friday's"

You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".

You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".

You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.

You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.

You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.

You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".

You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.

You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.

You own(ed) any 'cassette singles'

You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or any other one of the collections they came out with.

You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.

You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.

You ever had a Swatch Watch.

You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.

You know what a "Whammee" is.
 
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