How do you become a center manager?

[burrheadd]

I've been driving package for 2 years now. We get paid well, (still waiting 2 years for max pay) but I want more if possible. Center managers seem to do well. How do you get there? Or any other career advancement advice or ideas are appreciated. Thanks

Tools of the trade get some of these and you’ll go far

 

[Tom MacDonald]

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Tools of the trade get some of these and you’ll go far

Don't forget the mouth wash

 

[sailfish]

Don't forget the mouth wash

They don't wash it out. For them, it's a taste of greatness.

 

[oldngray]

knee pads

 

[Staydryitsraining]

Bust your ass, dont take lunch. Say hell yea when they send you to help other drivers, when that big brown shaft comes at you with no lube say please sir may i have another, make small talk with the DM, man these guys complain about the job, we get paid great id take a pay cut and forfiet my benies, i cant stand my family id work 24 hrs if youd let me. Youll be one in no time.

 

[drbrownsox]

Don’t do it.

-Defeated Manager

 

[Box Ox]

Never turn down a corporate invitation to a management pegging party. And take it like a champ while you're there.

 

[Hazard]

First you shove your head up your ass and work as a part time sup, then you shove it up farther and become a on road sup, over time your head is shoved even further and you become a center manager.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

First you shove your head up your ass and work as a part time sup, then you shove it up farther and become a on road sup, over time your head is shoved even further and you become a center manager.

...all the while dealing with morons such as yourself...

 

[Dragon]

Don’t do it.

-Defeated Manager

I truly hope you are not a center manager and are just messing with people...

 

[Coldworld]

I truly hope you are not a center manager and are just messing with people...

Oh brother....seriously??

 

[newfie]

Lol you're getting as bad as that green guy with the slanted head.

I do like the way you can stretch him into weird shapes.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I do like the way you can stretch him into weird shapes.

He's flexible.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

Center Managers are like mammary glands on a Boar.

 

[newfie]

Center Managers are like mammary glands on a Boar.

and some drivers are the anal glands on the same boar

 

[SolidWoodPanel]

Don't forget the mouth wash

This one speaks from experience. Just took a lot at his pic. He's got the estrogen, lack of gag reflex and the level of dignity required to take a picture of himself half naked in a truck stop rest room. The depths of his shame have no parallel.

 

[Maple Grove MN Driver]

and some drivers are the anal glands on the same boar

Your analogy makes zero sense.
You must be Management.

Let me explain why.
Anal Glands serve a purpose on a Boar.
Mammary glands really don't have a purpose on a Boar.........on a Sow yes...
.Boar no.

 

[Tom MacDonald]

This one speaks from experience. Just took a lot at his pic. He's got the estrogen, lack of gag reflex and the level of dignity required to take a picture of himself half naked in a truck stop rest room. The depths of his shame have no parallel.

Mmmm tell me more big boy

 

[Poop Head]

This one speaks from experience. Just took a lot at his pic. He's got the estrogen, lack of gag reflex and the level of dignity required to take a picture of himself half naked in a truck stop rest room. The depths of his shame have no parallel.

LMFAO!!!!

 

[SolidWoodPanel]

Mmmm tell me more big boy

Stay on topic, fatty