How many get pedicures?

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Never had a woman rub your body?

Let me think real hard

 

[Wally]

Gotta involve Happy Ending?

 

[oldngray]

My feet are nicer than my wife's.

You probably spend less time on your feet and more time on your back than her.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You probably spend less time on your feet and more time on your back than her.

Hooket?

 

[iowa boy]

Never had a woman rub your body?

Hell, that's how I ended up married...

Seriously though, I can hardly trim my toenails cuz I'm sooo ticklish. No way I can have anyone else touch my feet, even the doctor. I have to pinch my foot so it hurts just to trim the toenails.

 

[cosmo1]

Just relax!!

(The movie version probably would have been deleted.)

 

[rod]

I had a couple of massages in Vietnam that were A#1 Five bucks or a carton of cigarettes (The cigs were free for us)

 

[trickpony1]

....did she love you long time?

 

[GetTacosOrDieTrying]

Hooket?

I was gonna say pt sup

 

[Richard Harrow]

I don't like my feet being touched by anyone. Skeeves me out.

 

[Lead Belly]

My wife used to do that as her job a while back. I used to get them regularly. Kids came she stopped working and so did the pedicures. My feet felt a lot better getting these but without I'm still working 55 hours a week.

 

[Number24]

That's what I have my gf for

 

[Cementups]

Once a month here. Not embarrassed in the least. I highly recommend it. Gotta take care of those feet. Our feet are our moneymakers. I walk 15-20 miles a day on my new route.

I haven't had one in a long while but I certainly wouldn't be opposed to getting one. Just never think about it. If it was the first thing on my mind I would get it done every week or so. It's worth it

 

[Lead Belly]

I had a couple of massages in Vietnam that were A#1 Five bucks or a carton of cigarettes (The cigs were free for us)

My best friend has an older brother over there he's never met.

 

[rod]

....did she love you long time?

long enough

 

[selfcancelsignal]

what looks worse?

"60 Minutes" has gone to hell in a hand basket ever since they've overthrown all the old timers. "CBS News Sunday Morning" is where it's at now. Charles Osgood babies!

 

[ManInBrown]

CBS Evening news is great. Big Scott Pelley fan. I DVR it every night. Watch when I get home

 

[moreluck]

....did she love you long time?

I can picture Richard Gere saying that.

 

[BrownThunder]

Went in for one last year, opted for the happy ending instead.

 

[Brown Note]

You're wife made you do it?
My Ass!

Ahe sure did. I fought it for a while but finally gave in and it wasn't bad at all. They massage your hands feet and legs and put your feet in a litte jacuzzi of warm water.