How to get fired

[iruhnman630]

$70k+ per year buys alot of porn and lap dances.

Just sayin'...

 

[splozi]

People still pay for porn these days?

 

[moreluck]

Dummies.....lock your damn doors!!!

 

[hembone]

I actually had a woman call in a concern on me one time because I didn't go in her house and look for her on a sign. req. package. She told my supervisor she left her door unlocked all the time and just come on in. We both had a laugh on that one.

 

[over9five]

People still pay for porn these days?

I hear you can find porn right on the internet. Not sure how, tho....

 

[splozi]

I hear you can find porn right on the internet. Not sure how, tho....

Oh dear. Won't someone think of the children?

 

[moreluck]

I hear you can find porn right on the internet. Not sure how, tho....

Enter "pictures of meat balls" into the search.........Surprise !!!

 

[Jigawatts]

Did she ask him to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance?

 

[rod]

There is so much free porn on the internet that I barely have time to post irrelevant Youtube videos on the Brown Cafe.

And as for paying for a lap dance I found those are worthless---what do you mean "No Touching"?

 

[Re-Raise]

He was just checking to see if she would prefer deivery in the front or the rear.

 

[cosmo1]

This thread is worthless without pics!

 

[bottomups]

For all of you out there who believe every termination or warning letter be grieved best help me come up with a rebuttal on this one. I would not no where to start except for major heat stroke, job stress or fatigue? I would think that this one is a lost cause and it should be!

 

[fethrs]

Ummm... I know that guy...just sayin'.

Loaded his truck a few times

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Ummm... I know that guy...just sayin'.

Loaded his truck a few times

Is this something that you would have suspected or is it out of the blue?

 

[over9five]

Remember there is more than one side to the story. May have been a result of job stress. Maybe she invited him in (during his contractual break, of course) and then changed her mind.















(Or Fethahs poor loads put him ovah the edge!!!)

 

[OVERBOARD]

For all of you out there who believe every termination or warning letter be grieved best help me come up with a rebuttal on this one. I would not no where to start except for major heat stroke, job stress or fatigue? I would think that this one is a lost cause and it should be!

If its a runner. He could probably get away with " when I saw her the frist time I was distracted and forgot to get a sig for the pkg or I had to make sure I del to the right add. lol

 

[Anonymous 10]

When she signed and took possession of the package she closed the door and while he was walking back to the truck be couldn't read the signature. So he went back to clarify the signature and got a little lost and stumbled on to her taking a bath. He got embarrassed and didn't know what to do because he had never seen a naked woman before because he was a fouty year old virgin. So he waited for her. When she saw him his eyes were closed so he saw nothing but she didn't understand. Big misunderstand

 

[Brownslave688]

Today I had a box from some lingerie place that I thought needed a signature (bad area). Should've DR'd it.

I don't care if it's Beverly hills there are certain packages I always try to get a signature for or at least MCW lol.

 

[CRASH501]

When she signed and took possession of the package she closed the door and while he was walking back to the truck be couldn't read the signature. So he went back to clarify the signature and got a little lost and stumbled on to her taking a bath. He got embarrassed and didn't know what to do because he had never seen a naked woman before because he was a fouty year old virgin. So he waited for her. When she saw him his eyes were closed so he saw nothing but she didn't understand. Big misunderstand

Jeez, could I recruit you for my panel next month? lol

 

[bottomups]

Ummm... I know that guy...just sayin'.

Loaded his truck a few times

Did you ever notice him standing off to the side of the belt watching you load? Maybe standing on the front bumper, peering through the windshield watching your svelte, sweaty body bent over the belt grabbing your next package?