I think a dating site...

[Poop Head]

yo dawg i herd u liek yo's so i put a yo in your yo so you could yo-yo

 

[olroadbeech]

then divorce rate for upsers is way above the national average. most of the women who marry ups drivers are gold diggers.

 

[km3]

Never had a problem with you until now! I actually thought you had some good sense like @FrigidFTSup!

You missed all the good stuff, then. He always inadvertently proves that he's too far removed from operations to be of any use to UPS. I always used to think he meant well, but I'm not too sure lately.

 

[km3]

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Yes.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

then divorce rate for upsers is way above the national average. most of the women who marry ups drivers are gold diggers.

Supposedly, in our center %70 percent of the drivers have mistresses! I have no idea if this is true!

 

[Poop Head]

Supposedly, in our center %70 percent of the drivers have mistresses! I have no idea if this is true!

Alotta guys talk like they're getting tail all over town, but really they're struggling to get home to make their wives happy

 

[km3]

Alotta guys talk like they're getting tail all over town, but really they're struggling to get home to make their wives happy

Typical.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

Alotta guys talk like they're getting tail all over town, but really they're struggling to get home to make their wives happy

This came from an OMS girl who has probably ed a lot of the drivers. She's flirted with me but I'm not interested!

 

[Poop Head]

This came from an OMS girl who has probably ed a lot of the drivers. She's flirted with me but I'm not interested!

I'm just saying in general. My wife thinks I'm out there banging housewives and secretaries, even though I go out of my way to be stanky and unappealing lol.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

I'm just saying in general. My wife thinks I'm out there banging housewives and secretaries, even though I go out of my way to be stanky and unappealing lol.

Hey, but serious a lot of women find us sexy! And we should be looked at that way.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

I'm just saying in general. My wife thinks I'm out there banging housewives and secretaries, even though I go out of my way to be stanky and unappealing lol.

I feel for you brah.

 

[km3]

I'm just saying in general. My wife thinks I'm out there banging housewives and secretaries, even though I go out of my way to be stanky and unappealing lol.

Just pour an entire bottle of cologne on you for a day. They'll think you're trying too hard and lose interest.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

Just pour an entire bottle of cologne on you for a day. They'll think you're trying too hard and lose interest.

that I wouldn't be able to breath.

 

[Poop Head]

Hey, but serious a lot of women find us sexy! And we should be looked at that way.

Not the way I do the job lol!

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

Not the way I do the job lol!

LMFAO!!!

 

[Poop Head]

Just pour an entire bottle of cologne on you for a day. They'll think you're trying too hard and lose interest.

My wife would probably kill me in my sleep the night I come home smelling good lmao

 

[km3]

that I wouldn't be able to breath.

You get used to it after two or three minutes. Making sure they can't breathe is the goal here.

 

[thisjobaintforeverybody]

then divorce rate for upsers is way above the national average. most of the women who marry ups drivers are gold diggers.

Well thank goodness mine ain't.

 

[burrheadd]

Oh geez..get over it already and stop replying

Are you wearing panties

 

[TearsInRain]

You missed all the good stuff, then. He always inadvertently proves that he's too far removed from operations to be of any use to UPS. I always used to think he meant well, but I'm not too sure lately.

i'm literally nose deep in ops every day

that's why i hate them