Immigration

[Old Man Jingles]

If nobody ever gets your “jokes” it’s probably because you’re not funny.

My jokes are for me.

I feel better about myself when people don’t get them.

 

[floridays]

My jokes are for me.

I feel better about myself when people don’t get them.

In a funny way, I agree.

 

[moreluck]

corporations arent loyal to the american people. neither are people in government.

I guess that's the way it goes in Canada.

 

[vantexan]

rotten laws. just lie. im suprised the crooks at the border didnt ask me.

meanwhile the crooks are running free in america on wall st, and in government.

Canadians who've used pot can be forever barred from entering the United States

Julie, a 56-year-old retired payroll administrator, was put on the inadmissibility list last August after admitting to American border agents that she’d been ticketed for marijuana possession in 1984, when she was 18. Julie, who asked that her last name not be used, was crossing from Vancouver, British Columbia, en route to Tuscon to visit her daughter at the University of Arizona, when she was pulled aside for a secondary inspection. After two rounds of questioning about her travel plans, an agent asked if she had ever used drugs or been arrested. When Julie mentioned the ticket, she says, she was questioned for at least another 40 minutes about the long-ago case and whether she still used narcotics.

Canada doesn't allow Americans in with criminal records either.

 

[newfie]

Perhaps you missed the humor of saying posting a Nazi image is bad and then posting a Nazi image.
You never seem to get my humor.
It was self-deprecating in a way

If nobody ever gets your “jokes” it’s probably because you’re not funny.

old man i had to give you a funny on it. the idea of Obama being a tough guy like Hitler was a delicious twist on reality.

 

[Sportello]

Perhaps you missed the humor of saying posting a Nazi image is bad and then posting a Nazi image.
You never seem to get my humor.
It was self-deprecating in a way

I said well done, near perfect irony. What more do you want?

You never get my complements, I don’t think this will work out. Besides, you’re fat, gray and hairy, and a poor dresser.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I said well done, near perfect irony. What more do you want?

You never get my complements, I don’t think this will work out. Besides, you’re fat, gray and hairy, and a poor dresser.

Sorry

 

[Sportello]

Sorry

You don’t need to apologize to me. You figure it out.

 

[Fred's Myth]

I said well done, near perfect irony. What more do you want?

You never get my complements, I don’t think this will work out. Besides, you’re fat, gray and hairy, and a poor dresser.

Your duplicity is impressive. Honestly!

 

[floridays]

I said well done, near perfect irony. What more do you want?

You never get my complements, I don’t think this will work out. Besides, you’re fat, gray and hairy, and a poor dresser.

I'm not in the fight

Your duplicity is impressive. Honestly!

Oh, she has two asses, that explains the "wide load," signage.

 

[rickyb]

Canada doesn't allow Americans in with criminal records either.

thats garbage

 

[vantexan]

thats garbage

No, that's 100% accurate. At least when I was delivering travel trailers in '98. They check your background before letting you in. I've heard of others since then being turned back at the border.

 

[oldngray]

No, that's 100% accurate. At least when I was delivering travel trailers in '98. They check your background before letting you in. I've heard of others since then being turned back at the border.

So if ricky snuck into the US then Canada wouldn't let us send him back?

 

[vantexan]

So if ricky snuck into the US then Canada wouldn't let us send him back?

If only it worked that way! Applies to everyone but Canadians apparently.

 

[Fred's Myth]

If only it worked that way! Applies to everyone but Canadians apparently.

RickyB carries an emotional support doll with him, claims it is a child, and requests asylum each time he returns to the Canadian border. The fact that it's an inflatable notwithstanding.

 

[rickyb]

No, that's 100% accurate. At least when I was delivering travel trailers in '98. They check your background before letting you in. I've heard of others since then being turned back at the border.

i know i believe you.

recap:
-if your a war criminal president, you can enter
-if your a wall street criminal, you can enter
-if your a major corporate crimnial, you can enter

-but if you foolishly admit to smoking weed 30 years ago, your banned

 

[vantexan]

i know i believe you.

recap:
-if your a war criminal president, you can enter
-if your a wall street criminal, you can enter
-if your a major corporate crimnial, you can enter

-but if you foolishly admit to smoking weed 30 years ago, your banned

You're.

 

[1989]

i know i believe you.

recap:
-if your a war criminal president, you can enter
-if your a wall street criminal, you can enter
-if your a major corporate crimnial, you can enter

-but if you foolishly admit to smoking weed 30 years ago, your banned

The more crimes you make up in your head doesn’t make them stick.

 

[vantexan]

My jokes are for me.

I feel better about myself when people don’t get them.

You must have reached nirvana then!

 

[rickyb]

The more crimes you make up in your head doesn’t make them stick.

the better question is how did the media convince you criminals are saints?