brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
Sorry for the loss tonight. LJ missed everything.
In the ghetto...
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BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
I'm a clevelander Ain't nothin new.
rod
Retired 23 years
I had the nicest little old lady who ran a country store by herself murdered one day for like 35 bucks. I found out about it when the Sheriff pulled me over and questioned me about seeing anything suspicious in the area. I hadn't. They did catch the a-hole who did it and as far as I know he's still in prison. I would have gladly volunteered to pull the switch if we had capital punishment. I like Texas justice. You murder someone in Texas they will murder you back.
brown bomber
brown bomber
At least the Indians won
I Am Jacks Damaged Box
***** Club Member (can't talk about it)
Mugarolla
Light 'em up!
I understand working as instructed, but that is not a NI1.
How can you NI1 a safe DR stop?
What if the consignee was home waiting for the package?
I sheet that as EC with road closed in the remarks. If my center manager wants to falsify the delivery records, he can do it. I won't.
box_beeyotch
Well-Known Member
Who says you can't be armed here?
Nah. We'll accuse you of being racist for assuming non-whites live there by bringing race into the conversation.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
My truck got pelted by a golf ball once by the Country Club. The limo's were taking all the spots up front.
Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
The Suburbans around here double park so there's no room to unload the bottled water and holistic dog food to houses. I usually have to get the handcart out and have a hand free to ring the buzzer on the gate. Usually the groundskeeper lets me in and asks I take it to the service elevator. When I ring the bell sometimes it takes 10 minutes for them to come to the door as they are busy bowling in the north wing of the house. When they finally come to the door they ask if i can future some packages coming up as they'll be out of town in the Alps skiing next month.
Mugarolla
Light 'em up!
Dischargeable offense with little to no hope of getting your job back.
I know......only if they find out.
I have said though, that I would rather be unemployed than dead.
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
Actually...if you are in the Western Conference, it is not a dischargeable offense.
clean hairy
Well-Known Member
The Cops at Dallas Police HQ that got shot up by a disturbed person this past Saturday would agree strongly.
rod
Retired 23 years
When hunting season opens up it sounds like a war zone around here. Years ago before I built my house we were having a party down by the river. There were people all the way from a 6 week old baby to 80 year old Grandmas. At that time you had to walk down a trail from the road and you couldn't see the river from the road. A few of the teenagers were having fun shooting bottle-rockets out above the river. Some other younger kids were launching rocks with sling shots. Well apparently some nervous Nellies across the river saw the rocks splashing in the river and heard the pops of the bottle-rockets and assumed the noise and splashes were caused by us shooting at them so they called the cops. Next thing you know here comes Barny Fife walking out into my clearing with his hand on his side arm wanting to know if anyone down there was armed. I wasn't thinking fast enough otherwise I would have told him "hell yes-this is ------ township --everyones armed" but I just said no they weren't and we ironed out the problem.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I hate when that happens.
dumbmuthertrucker
DR FD
Yeah, but they're usually in a bikini and still moist and glistening from the pool in the back yard, so it's actually not so bad. You know, if you're into that kind of thing.
