Is Killing Zombies Illegal?

[oldngray]

 

[scooby0048]

Corpse.

Well, I have never actually seen a walking corpse but I did see one who kept trying to grab something for several minutes.

Now Mike the chicken lived for I think 2 years or so without a head. Yeah, I'm not kidding.

 

[Poop Head]

How far?

Mike the Headless Chicken - Wikipedia

 

[Indecisi0n]

Well, I have never actually seen a walking corpse but I did see one who kept trying to grab something for several minutes.

Now Mike the chicken lived for I think 2 years or so without a head. Yeah, I'm not kidding.

I've gone 2 years without head before. Was rough .

 

[542thruNthru]

I've gone 2 years without head before. Was rough .

Good thing we met

 

[bbsam]

Look. It’s simple. Zombies by definition are not alive. They are “undead”.

The idea that bodily animation needs brain function is childish and stupid. (If this thread were in current events I would direct your attention to the White House just so @Jkloc420 could cry about yet another thread,)

 

[bbsam]

I've gone 2 years without head before. Was rough .

I would literally have to blow my head off. Maybe both of them.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I would literally have to blow my head off. .

I tried multiple times....

 

[Operational needs]

I tried multiple times....

Yoga teacher hospitalized after performing blowjob on himself

Was this you?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Yoga teacher hospitalized after performing blowjob on himself

Was this you?

Nope but I did fall of the sofa like 5 times trying .

 

[Jkloc420]

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Look. It’s simple. Zombies by definition are not alive. They are “undead”.

The idea that bodily animation needs brain function is childish and stupid. (If this thread were in current events I would direct your attention to the White House just so @Jkloc420 could cry about yet another thread,)

oh great another trump is bad thread for the 6th day in a row

 

[bbsam]

oh great another trump is bad thread for the 6th day in a row

Doesn’t count. We’re not in CE

 

[DriveInDriѵeOut]

Doesn’t count. We’re not in CE

your mother

 

[542thruNthru]

oh great another trump is bad thread for the 6th day in a row

Doesn’t count. We’re not in CE

your mother

 

[Wally]

View attachment 269424

Look. It’s simple. Zombies by definition are not alive. They are “undead”.

The idea that bodily animation needs brain function is childish and stupid. (If this thread were in current events I would direct your attention to the White House just so @Jkloc420 could cry about yet another thread,)

Zombies must be alive, they can move, therefore, the "undead" are fully human and must be treated as such. Any lawbreaking on their part is subject to criminal prosecution.

 

[Wally]

Mike the Headless Chicken - Wikipedia

Part of the brain was left on the bird so that chicken was not truly headless.

Why didn't the owner give it another Lizzy Borden and finish the job?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Zombies must be alive, they can move, therefore, the "undead" are fully human and must be treated as such. Any lawbreaking on their part is subject to criminal prosecution.

Can Zombies qualify for food stamps?

 

[Jkloc420]

Can Zombies qualify for food stamps?

yes they eat bison meat and octopuses

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Can Zombies qualify for food stamps?

Only if they are ...

 

[Brownslave688]

Here is the problem. A corpse cannot move on its own. It is impossible. The only damage it can do is maybe a knee injury if you trip over it.

It could move on its own if it were a zombie.




























Man this is a dumb thread