Is Killing Zombies Illegal?

[Indecisi0n]

yes they eat bison meat and octopuses

So does @sailfish

 

[MyTripisCut]

Only if they are ...

No

 

[Wally]

It could move on its own if it were a zombie...

But it cannot and be a zombie, can it?

 

[MyTripisCut]

But it cannot and be a zombie, can it?

Smells ROTTEN to me.

 

[Brownslave688]

But it cannot and be a zombie, can it?

Considering for zombies to exist they’d break some natural laws that we have. Then yeah I’d say they could

 

[Indecisi0n]

Considering for zombies to exist they’d break some natural laws that we have. Then yeah I’d say they could

Zombies can't say "no" or "stop" or "it's that time of the month".

 

[bbsam]

Zombies must be alive, they can move, therefore, the "undead" are fully human and must be treated as such. Any lawbreaking on their part is subject to criminal prosecution.

A zombie wouldn’t be able to understand the charges or participate in his own defense.

 

[Wally]

A zombie wouldn’t be able to understand the charges or participate in his own defense.

Yea, pretty sure he or she would be institutionalized. Maybe we should shoot them?

 

[Indecisi0n]

A zombie wouldn’t be able to understand the charges or participate in his own defense.

That's why we have pubic defenders .

 

[MyTripisCut]

Yea, pretty sure he or she would be institutionalized. Maybe we should shoot them?

That’s a CREEPY proposition.

 

[MyTripisCut]

That's why we have pubic defenders .

Is that how they became BRAINLESS?

 

[oldngray]

Is that how they became BRAINLESS?

They became Democrats, yeah.

 

[Wally]

Why are zombie eating people? If they are dead no digestion is taking place. Talk about constipation!

 

[oldngray]

Why are zombie eating people? If they are dead no digestion is taking place. Talk about constipation!

They need to eat more vegetarians if they need the roughage.

 

[scooby0048]

That's why we have pubic defenders .

Freudian slip or wishful thinking?>

 

[MyTripisCut]

They became Democrats, yeah.

That’s flawed logic, obviously global warming contributes to the propagation of the zombie virus, and only Democrats believe in global warming, sounds like Republicans caused all this.

 

[oldngray]

That’s flawed logic, obviously global warming contributes to the propagation of the zombie virus, and only Democrats believe in global warming, sounds like Republicans caused all this.

 

[bbsam]

Yea, pretty sure he or she would be institutionalized. Maybe we should shoot them?

I don’t know. Do they have rights?

 

[bbsam]

That’s flawed logic, obviously global warming contributes to the propagation of the zombie virus, and only Democrats believe in global warming, sounds like Republicans caused all this.

Republicans only contract it in their dark, sweaty closets.

 

[Wally]

Speaking of Zombies...

Joe Biden’s Zombie Campaign