Dracula
Package Car is cake compared to this...
My 401k won’t ever run the risk of falling below 80% funded for any reason. The people keeping these funds alive deserve to be rewarded in other ways because pension increases look to be very unlikely.
I'm not taking a side in your little feud here, but your claim that your 401k won't ever run the risk of falling below 80% is fundamentally false. Since your 401k is invested into various funds, you could lose far more than 80%. If you have $500,000 in your 401k and your investments lost 50% in a market crash, you're at $250,000.
Do the math, Brother.
These 401k's have been sold as some sort of panacea to us by financial wizards, under the guise that the stock market, historically, returns a yearly average yield somewhere around 7%. Until it doesn't. Like, say, 2008. I don't know about you, but I lost almost 30% of my 401k balance in 2008.
Good thing I didn't retire that year.
401k's sound great, until you factor in fees, market fluctuations and their main purpose, to put the risk on the employee, instead of the employer.