Lightest peak season ever

[Just A UPS Guy]

Well, we've been married 30 years. The MIL is 72. Not my proudest moment or story.

18 years for us, wife still hot at 39. MIL is 63, been a fat toad since day one.

 

[Buffet Master]

Did you motorboat them? You motroboating sob!

I'm part Amish, so I'd have to row boat them.

 

[Buffet Master]

18 years for us, wife still hot at 39. MIL is 63, been a fat toad since day one.

I tell the wife I'm going to toss her back when she hits the wall. She always let's me know that's fine, but I'll be tossing half my stuff back along with her lol. She's pretty and definitely smarter than I.

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

Dumb, the song you quote says ,"I owe my soul to the company store".
It is a lament, not a song of happiness.
If you called it a parody and not a quote I would not have posted the correction.
As Ernie use to say, "Pea pickers forever", had the pleasure to meet the man.

It was a joke. Go back and read the post I was replying to.

 

[Whither]

Are you really that an angry of a person that you make up quotes that you hear in your head?
I am the Lilly pad and you are the Frog.
Jump when you feel froggy, but be careful of where you land.
My unsolicited "wisdom/ advice".

Go back and read your last 100 posts, toadie

 

[quad decade guy]

I pulled an empty Friday....250 miles.

Dispatch gave away my loads to contractors.

 

[BlackFriday]

Here come the layoffs

Oh no! WTF am I going to do now.

I had 224, plus 8 misloads. off at 1700

No way you did that. I'm calling BS. @32 STOPS AN HOUR? C'mon.

He really seems to think UPS would be a better and "fairer" workplace without the Teamsters

When someone hangs the word "fair" change the channel. "fair" is for young children and liberals (redundant?)

They would grind us into dust without the union.

Pure theory. Lots parcel delivery Co's are not union.

You see how many packages were sending to the post office??? Ridiculous….

Really? I find it very interesting that I deliver a huge percentage of packages FROM our local P. O.??? I've always (6 whole wks) wondered why the P. O. doesn't just deliver them?? Anyone explain why?

Since we're sharing on topic stories-

Saw my high-school girlfriends mom naked once.
Can't lie, the next couple of times I was intimate with her I was envisioning her mom.
I married my high school girlfriend.
This actually just happened 3 weeks ago.

That's a really fantastic story.



My MIL is a wildebeest.

Do you worry that the war department might become the MIL? I had a friend that shopped for perspective wives by looking at their moms.

Did you motorboat them? You motroboating sob!

Is this a problem?

I'm part Amish, so I'd have to row boat them.

That's funny.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

He will be gone in 2 weeks

Thank you Jesus

 

[I have been lurking]

He will be gone in 2 weeks

Thank you Jesus

Or he becomes a stup

 

[UnionStrong]

He will be gone in 2 weeks

Thank you Jesus

Maybe not

 

[Whither]

When someone hangs the word "fair" change the channel. "fair" is for young children and liberals (redundant?)

Ah yes, a seasonal employee who knows we'd be much better off without the Article 37 language re: "fairness." What could go wrong? But hey, at least we would earn the respect of a seasonal, and not just any seasonal, but the one 3rd in stops and 7th in pkgs delivered!

 

[UnionStrong]

Ah yes, a seasonal employee who knows we'd be much better off without the Article 37 language re: "fairness." What could go wrong? But hey, at least we would earn the respect of a seasonal, and not just any seasonal, but the one 3rd in stops and 7th in pkgs delivered!

A numbah one!

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

Ah yes, a seasonal employee who knows we'd be much better off without the Article 37 language re: "fairness." What could go wrong? But hey, at least we would earn the respect of a seasonal, and not just any seasonal, but the one 3rd in stops and 7th in pkgs delivered!

The best PVD his dispatcher has EVER seen!!!

 

[Poop Head]

I pulled an empty Friday....250 miles.

Dispatch gave away my loads to contractors.

Yet record profits, year after year. Boggles my mind.

 

[quad decade guy]

Oh no! WTF am I going to do now.

No way you did that. I'm calling BS. @32 STOPS AN HOUR? C'mon.

When someone hangs the word "fair" change the channel. "fair" is for young children and liberals (redundant?)

Pure theory. Lots parcel delivery Co's are not union.

Really? I find it very interesting that I deliver a huge percentage of packages FROM our local P. O.??? I've always (6 whole wks) wondered why the P. O. doesn't just deliver them?? Anyone explain why?



Do you worry that the war department might become the MIL? I had a friend that shopped for perspective wives by looking at their moms.

Is this a problem?

That's funny.

Because.....they don't have the people, vehicles to do so....

This seems pretty obvious.

That is why you(seasonals) will be gone soon. Not all....but mostly.

 

[quad decade guy]

Yet record profits, year after year. Boggles my mind.

I know sleepers that pull trailers for 1,000 miles.

 

[BlackFriday]

Ah yes, a seasonal employee who knows we'd be much better off without the Article 37 language re: "fairness." What could go wrong? But hey, at least we would earn the respect of a seasonal, and not just any seasonal, but the one 3rd in stops and 7th in pkgs delivered!

READ THE POST KNUCKLE HEAD! I didn't say that I placed anywhere. How much feces is packed around your ears anyway?

A numbah one!

Meh, most days I feel like a #2. But hey, he doesn't need you for a wing man.

 

[Poop Head]

I know sleepers that pull trailers for 1,000 miles.

Empty?

 

[Whither]

How much feces is packed around your ears anyway?

Not my ears but I have to scrape it out of my eyes after reading your posts

 

[BlackFriday]

Not my ears but I have to scrape it out of my eyes after reading your posts

Then don't read my posts with your head up your butt