Meaningless Fluff

[Anonymous 10]

Im going to take nap.

 

[curiousbrain]

Im going to take nap.

Right on; debating that myself.

 

[curiousbrain]

Might I add that my dog has really fluffy feet; of which I am prone to tickle, much to his chagrin.

 

[Big Babooba]

Might I add that my dog has really fluffy feet; of which I am prone to tickle, much to his chagrin.

One of these days he will bite your ass, much to your chagrin!

 

[curiousbrain]

One of these days he will bite your ass, much to your chagrin!

Him and I have discussed this matter at length; if that day arrives, he will have to start finding food in the woods behind the house.

 

[brownedout]

I miss the "Top" button.

Yeah! WTF!

 

[brownedout]

I miss the "Top" button.

It also seems like we're about to be missing the View First Unread button. W-T-friend!!

 

[moreluck]

Is it just me, or does Wishbone® sound like the best name ever for an erectile dysfunction pill?



It's exhausting having to write "your mom" on every sign at the amusement park that says "must be 42 inches to ride".



Men think about sex every 7 seconds.

Which is why I eat hot dogs in 6 seconds, ...

so it doesn't get weird.



I just told this girl at Wal-mart she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked pretty surprised.

 

[dilligaf]

Is it just me, or does Wishbone® sound like the best name ever for an erectile dysfunction pill?

OMG I just spewed beer all over my laptop. That's hilarious!

It's exhausting having to write "your mom" on every sign at the amusement park that says "must be 42 inches to ride".



Men think about sex every 7 seconds.

Which is why I eat hot dogs in 6 seconds, ...

so it doesn't get weird.



I just told this girl at Wal-mart she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She looked pretty surprised.

 

[moreluck]

Anybody we know ??

 

[ajblakejr]

Men think about sex every 7 seconds.

Which is why I eat hot dogs in 6 seconds, ...

so it doesn't get weird.

Let's be fair.
Some women have that every 7 seconds beat.

I have two thoughts in those seven seconds...

 

[Big Babooba]

Him and I have discussed this matter at length; if that day arrives, he will have to start finding food in the woods behind the house.

Just stay out of the woods behind the house.

 

[hubrat]

60 Minutes @ jaguars.

 

[cachsux]

Men think about sex every 7 seconds. [/B]

Which is why I eat hot dogs in 6 seconds, ...

so it doesn't get weird.

Oh no, Watching a women one shot a hot dog isn`t weird at all.

Anybody we know ??

It`s not me. Mine are hanging in my wifes purse.

 

[tieguy]

I bought some ginko something or another to improve my memory, keep forgetting to take it though.

 

[Anonymous 10]

I bought some ginko something or another to improve my memory, keep forgetting to take it though.

There was a study that found people who post on the Brown Cafe at all hours of the day will get severe memory loss.

 

[ajblakejr]

Someone, don't ask me to recall their name, told me, or I read, somewhere, that posting on BC or checking BC, at all hours of the day causes...aaahhh, I am sorry. What was I trying to say...?

 

[moreluck]

Anybody heard anything, any word from the stugmeister ??

 

[moreluck]

Wow, these Egyptians have some serious 'Mummy Issues !'



If a guy with a Justin Bieber tour shirt is walking towards the jukebox with a $20 in his hand, hitting him with a bar stool is TOTALLY self defense.


These Obama-care cutbacks have gone too damn far...

I didn't even get a fricking sticker at the dentist today

 

[rod]

Anybody heard anything, any word from the stugmeister ??

maybe an alligator got him