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[1BROWNWRENCH]

Men Teaching Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By December 29, 2014
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ...
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
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And to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor!
From Guys in the Witness Protection Program

My wife has #12 mastered already.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

My wife has #12 mastered already.

You really had to quote all of that to post this??

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Didn't have to, just did.

 

[cachsux]

You really had to quote all of that to post this??

 

[joeboodog]

Got cleared by my ortho doc. Got my DOT physical. Sent pertinent papers to HR. Good to go for my return on Monday.

 

[ZQXC]

Got cleared by my ortho doc. Got my DOT physical. Sent pertinent papers to HR. Good to go for my return on Monday.

Hope your return goes well.
Don't try to be a hero right out of the starting gate.

 

[Johney]

Got cleared by my ortho doc. Got my DOT physical. Sent pertinent papers to HR. Good to go for my return on Monday.

Good luck. Plan on a 11.50 hr dispatch.

 

[oldngray]

Got cleared by my ortho doc. Got my DOT physical. Sent pertinent papers to HR. Good to go for my return on Monday.

 

[Anonymous 11]

You ever wonder why we are here? Maybe if you do then what else would you be doing. Whatever I'm doing I like it and I feel blessed to have found it.

 

[Covemastah]

loved this as a kid !! Didn't Chevy Chase steal that bionic sound while hitting a golf ball in Caddy Shack ?

 

[oldngray]

loved this as a kid !! Didn't Chevy Chase steal that bionic sound while hitting a golf ball in Caddy Shack ?

na-na-na-na-na!

 

[cachsux]

loved this as a kid !! Didn't Chevy Chase steal that bionic sound while hitting a golf ball in Caddy Shack ?

Chevy was doing Budhist meditation.

 

[Covemastah]

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

"A flute without holes is not a flute, but a doughnut without a hole is a Danish." Words of deep wisdom.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Got cleared by my ortho doc. Got my DOT physical. Sent pertinent papers to HR. Good to go for my return on Monday.

Are you looking forward to it?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Are you looking forward to it?

Are you looking forward,to going to work on Monday?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Are you looking forward,to going to work on Monday?

And walk without pain? Absolutely!

 

[joeboodog]

Are you looking forward to it?

Looking forward to a pay check and it will be nice to see my customers but other than that, it just gets me closer to retirement.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Looking forward to a pay check and it will be nice to see my customers but other than that, it just gets me closer to retirement.

Lol I just meant getting back to work without limping around all day

 

[joeboodog]

Lol I just meant getting back to work without limping around all day

I don't know about that. There are plenty of other things that will give me aches and pains.