Meaningless Fluff
- Thread starter Bubblehead
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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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"Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio, our nation turns it's lonely eyes to you."
moreluck
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Asylum Logic
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director Albert what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said Albert, “we fill up a bathtub
, then we offer a teaspoon
, a teacup
and a bucket
to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
“No.” said Albert, “A normal person would pull the plug.” "Do you want a room with or without a view?"
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director Albert what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said Albert, “we fill up a bathtub
“No.” said Albert, “A normal person would pull the plug.” "Do you want a room with or without a view?"
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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People in the area that I live have an annoying habit of knocking on locked bathroom doors.
moreluck
golden ticket member
maybe it's a high suicide area and they're just checking!!
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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The preload is playing their music WAY too loud this morning. 
moreluck
golden ticket member
and in Syracuse colors (I think)The preload is playing their music WAY too loud this morning.
