Got my "gift" today. The supervisor that gave it to me was Very proud to say that UPS made 250,000 of them to give out.
I told him that UPS has over 400,000 employees so at least 150,000 are out of luck.
He seemed suprised by this info. I think I took a little joy out of his "gift-giving-speech"
I have spent the rest of the day trying to unlock the 'secret code' that will open the metal to reveal my "cash bonus" that I really wanted..
So far no luck...
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Somebody's not telling the truth out there!
Every employee got a melted down metal bar!!??
??!! :
You've got to realize that this 10 month long Centennial Global Tour has been in the works for the past two years!
Can you imagine what UPS paid the marketing firm the Spark Agency to man the operation?....
Even Eskew expressed shock and awe at the polished Kohler bathroom trailers on the tour, which earned the company “ high marks in cleanliness" according to employee surveys!
And at the end of every tour, there's an astronaut costume labeled with the slogan “To the moon by noon".
(Clever, or WHAT?)
(That's where all your gift money went...)