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[afups]

Memorial services will be held the night of July 4th. All UPSers are encouraged to set off some fireworks at nine p.m. your time. It should be a grand send off.

 

[quebec_driver]

WHAT HAPPENNED TO THE WAKE

 

[moreluck]

Poem For Monte:

To thine ownself be true
So what else could you do?

Leaving the site where your tongue was wagging,
Tail between your legs and dragging.

We will miss you and your ribbing,
your loads of laughs and ad-libbing.

Fedex earnings report was a complete disaster
Find solace in Florida..where'd you say, Aster?

We'll miss you dear competition friend,
But sometimes you just have to take it in the end!

 

[moreluck]

In lieu of flowers, cash contributions can be made to ME!!

 

[upsdawg]

Monte will be back------I am sure that Fred and all of the folks at Fed Ex are regrouping---this is Brand New territory for them---because they have always escaped the bullet!!

They are regrouping and will be coming at us in all directions as to not have a terrible quarter and do everything they can to meet the expectations of Wall Street----and to make sure that we don't!! We need to continue seeking new business and providing the best service that we can---let's not give our customers a reason to contact any of our other carriers--especially Fred!!