Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[Catatonic]

But why?

He was drawn that way

people feel comfy with a fat little tummy

Unless it's a smelly, slimy frog belly

 

[Brownslave688]

What part of call the credit card company and see if we can use our points for a rental car says get online and book one at full price?

 

[upschuck]

What's brown and smells like upschuck?

Turd's finger

How does a turd come out? feet first, head first, hands first like a dive? How?

 

[Turdferguson]

How is that working for @turdferguson ?

Ask your wife

 

[oldngray]

 

[Catatonic]

We see, what do you think, we are all blind or something?

Well
a frog's brain is not that big
as we noticed

 

[upschuck]

He was drawn that way

people feel comfy with a fat little tummy

Unless it's a smelly, slimy frog belly

Ladies dig the froggy.

 

[Turdferguson]

What part of call the credit card company and see if we can use our points for a rental car says get online and book one at full price?

Second part

 

[Turdferguson]

How does a turd come out? feet first, head first, hands first like a dive? How?

Cannonball

 

[upschuck]

Well
a frog's brain is not that big
as we noticed

Bigger than a monkey's butt brain

 

[upschuck]

Cannonball

Those can be a bit painful.

 

[Catatonic]

Ladies dig the froggy.

Dig a little hole for the froggy

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Ask your wife

That means I would have to talk to her.

 

[Turdferguson]

Pain pills kicked in
you can't bother me now

You missed some quality work during your tantrum

 

[oldngray]

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/dear-basketball/


Dear Basketball,

From the momentI started rolling my dad’s tube socksAnd shooting imaginaryGame-winning shotsIn the Great Western ForumI knew one thing was real:
I fell in love with you.

A love so deep I gave you my all —
From my mind & bodyTo my spirit & soul.

As a six-year-old boyDeeply in love with youI never saw the end of the tunnel.I only saw myselfRunning out of one.

And so I ran.
I ran up and down every courtAfter every loose ball for you.You asked for my hustleI gave you my heartBecause it came with so much more.

I played through the sweat and hurt
Not because challenge called meBut because YOU called me.I did everything for YOUBecause that’s what you doWhen someone makes you feel asAlive as you’ve made me feel.

You gave a six-year-old boy his Laker dream
And I’ll always love you for it.But I can’t love you obsessively for much longer.This season is all I have left to give.My heart can take the poundingMy mind can handle the grindBut my body knows it’s time to say goodbye.

And that’s OK.
I’m ready to let you go.I want you to know nowSo we both can savor every moment we have left together.The good and the bad.We have given each otherAll that we have.

And we both know, no matter what I do next
I’ll always be that kidWith the rolled up socksGarbage can in the corner:05 seconds on the clockBall in my hands.5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1

Love you always,
Kobe

 

[Operational needs]

What part of call the credit card company and see if we can use our points for a rental car says get online and book one at full price?

If you want something done right, do it yourself.










Or don't complain.

 

[upschuck]

Dig a little hole for the froggy

That is sexy

 

[Catatonic]

You missed some quality work during your tantrum

I know it wasn't from you

 

[upschuck]

If you want something done right, do it yourself.










Or don't complain.

So if I want to complain, should I do it wrong?

 

[Catatonic]

That is sexy

I got excited just typing it.