Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[ch317273]

Beernut???

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

View attachment 34162 Beernut???

Good one.

 

[ch317273]

Future?

 

[cheryl]

 

[ZQXC]

Nice post,Ray!

post this, .

 

[Brownslave688]

I'm an friend'n maroon when it comes to stencil work

 

[bleedinbrown58]

OMG! Someone please kill me now. Swim suit shopping with my 15 yr old who has a D cup and a killer body. Why does every 2-piece have to be made to show off as much as possible?!

So 40 year old men can gawk and drool at them.....lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

post this, .

Lmao.
Love you too.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

bb 58?

Good Lord, not even close....You must have cataracts, Q....lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

OMG! Someone please kill me now. Swim suit shopping with my 15 yr old who has a D cup and a killer body. Why does every 2-piece have to be made to show off as much as possible?!

Big D sounds like princess needs help.

 

[ZQXC]

Good Lord, not even close....You must have cataracts, Q....lol.

Better? OMG

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Did you see my steak deal picture?

No....post a link?

I got chicken thighs a dollar off...

 

[Brownslave688]

Just remember princess we are only 1 maybe 2 generations away from 15 year olds being considered full on women.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Good Lord, not even close....You must have cataracts, Q....lol. [/QUOTE
You got bigger.....m

 

[ZQXC]

No....post a link?

I got chicken thighs ...

See a doctor, don't put it off

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Big D sounds like princess needs help.

Big D is busy....I sent him out to fetch coffee....lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No....post a link?

I got chicken thighs a dollar off...

 

[moreluck]

Ditto dude, thats how the game works in marriage. You take the good with the bad. A man isnt going to marry the perfect woman and vice versa. Doesnt work that way in the real world. You pick your battles wisely, kinda works that way at Alcatraz where we work also lol. Everything in life is a mind game, use it to your advantage and use the the game wisely. Ill use the " ALI ROPE A DOPE" all day and all night long til i get what i want. Like i always say dont let the fox outsmart you, outsmart the fox. I told a supe 1 time all the games you guys play, as soon as you have your plan for me, immediately im already planning my counter attack against your plan. He looked at me in a big state of confusion like he was shocked. I told him im the king of the mind game, mastered that game a long time ago cause thats how i roll. Ill play dumb all the time cause i dont want anybody to know how smart i really am. You get what you want more often than none by playing dumb, especially at that place lmfao.

Red
Skelton's Recipes on Marriage

For
those of you old enough to remember Red Skelton, I think you will enjoy this
e-mail. For those of you not old enough you will see what you
missed. Either way, his humor was always clean and he was a great
entertainer. A re-run of great 'one liners' from the man who was known
for his clean humor.

I
hope you get a chuckle or two reading them once more. . .

RED
SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week
we go out to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and
companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in
Texas.

3.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way
back.
4.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
haven't been for a long time!" she said. So I suggested the
kitchen.

5.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I
bought her an electric chair.

7.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the
carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the
lake."

8.
She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
off.

9.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

10.
Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of
divorce.

11.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
'Always.'

12.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't want to interrupt
her.

13.
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the
TV?" I said "Dust!"

I
love it . . . these were the good old days when humor didn't have to start
with a four letter word. It was just clean and simple
fun.

And
he always ended his programs with the words . . . "God Bless" with a big smile
on his face.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

See a doctor, don't put it off

Does Medicare cover that?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I want a hard....boiled egg