Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I know several young newlywed brides who couldn't make a baloney sandwich if their life depended on it. A niece of mine (20 years old in college) admitted to me not long ago that not only she didn't know how to cook, she also don't know how to use a dish washer or a washer/dryer. Her younger sister is the same way. Brought up not having to do any household chores. I told college gal's boyfriend to run for the hills--and all he did was laugh. Silly boy.
My wife couldn't cook much when we started dating but she was willing to try.
 

oldngray

nowhere special
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Catatonic

Nine Lives
I was sitting on the couch watching the pre-game, I looked out the sliding glass doors from the couch and said to myself "wow it got foggy out" and faintly I could hear someone calling my name...then I realized it was smoke not fog, and it was my neighbor calling my name and dragging his hose across the street...
This gets better and better!
 

Turdferguson

Just a turd
I was sitting on the couch watching the pre-game, I looked out the sliding glass doors from the couch and said to myself "wow it got foggy out" and faintly I could hear someone calling my name...then I realized it was smoke not fog, and it was my neighbor calling my name and dragging his hose across the street...

It's like giving a monkey a loaded shotgun letting you by fire. What was your wife thinking?
 
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