Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[Brownslave688]

I think I was mindF*ed today.

I stepped out on this country road to pss and got caught literally with my dixk out. A lady was driving by and caught me by surprise. About 4 miles up the road, wouldn't ya know, it was her stop I was going to. She comes to the door and I immediately turned 7 different shades of red.

She's pretty hot mind you and I'm just a nervous wreck now. This is what transpired:

Me: I'm really sorry you saw me, I'm so embarrassed!

Lady: I didn't see anything.

Me: You didn't see me?

Lady: Well I did, but I'm not complaining (with a big cheese grin)


Ok, so I think I was mindf*ed.
So she didn't see anything....was she saying it was small and couldn't see anything? Or it was ok, I didn't see nothin type of response you give to the cops.
But then she says she did see me and wasn't complaining. Like it was nice to see or she wouldn't be calling the UPS cops on me. WTF

Did she have binoculars? No?


Don't worry she didn't see anything.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You have a small D*

She didn't see anything.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I think I was mindF*ed today.

I stepped out on this country road to pss and got caught literally with my dixk out. A lady was driving by and caught me by surprise. About 4 miles up the road, wouldn't ya know, it was her stop I was going to. She comes to the door and I immediately turned 7 different shades of red.

She's pretty hot mind you and I'm just a nervous wreck now. This is what transpired:

Me: I'm really sorry you saw me, I'm so embarrassed!

Lady: I didn't see anything.

Me: You didn't see me?

Lady: Well I did, but I'm not complaining (with a big cheese grin)


Ok, so I think I was mindf*ed.
So she didn't see anything....was she saying it was small and couldn't see anything? Or it was ok, I didn't see nothin type of response you give to the cops.
But then she says she did see me and wasn't complaining. Like it was nice to see or she wouldn't be calling the UPS cops on me. WTF

TLDR

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

TLDR

Kiss off

 

[scooby0048]

Did she have binoculars? No?


Don't worry she didn't see anything.

You have a small D*

She didn't see anything.

friend* you both! I got plenty. I just want to know if I was mindF*ed! By the way hi guys!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

friend* you both! I got plenty. I just want to know if I was mindF*ed! By the way hi guys!

Did she say...."Hi Spock "?
LMAO

 

[scooby0048]

Did she say...."Hi Spock "?
LMAO

Do I really have to bust out another selfie so @Operational needs can tell you if I look like spock. I told asscheez, it was shadows.

 

[Brownslave688]

I got plenty.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do I really have to bust out another selfie so @Operational needs can tell you if I look like spock. I told asscheez, it was shadows.

 

[scooby0048]

No shrinkage involved pal!

 

[Brownslave688]

No shrinkage involved pal!

You mean it's just that small?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No shrinkage involved pal!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You mean it's just that small?

LMAO

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You mean it's just that small?

He does pee with a full erection.

 

[Brownslave688]

He does pee with a full erection.

And it still barely gets past the zipper?

 

[scooby0048]

You mean it's just that small?

LMAO

He does pee with a full erection.

Oh, you two assclowns are just full of pss and vinegar tonight

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Oh, you two assclowns are just full of pss and vinegar tonight

Love you too.




















Tiny D*

 

[scooby0048]

Love you too.


Tiny D*

missed u D*....not

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

missed u D*....not

TLDR

 

[Brownslave688]

Love you too.




















Tiny D*

Mrs @scooby0048 is probably tired of Scooby snacks. She'd like a filling meal.