I think I was mindF*ed today.
I stepped out on this country road to pss and got caught literally with my dixk out. A lady was driving by and caught me by surprise. About 4 miles up the road, wouldn't ya know, it was her stop I was going to. She comes to the door and I immediately turned 7 different shades of red.
She's pretty hot mind you and I'm just a nervous wreck now. This is what transpired:
Me: I'm really sorry you saw me, I'm so embarrassed!
Lady: I didn't see anything.
Me: You didn't see me?
Lady: Well I did, but I'm not complaining (with a big cheese grin)
Ok, so I think I was mindf*ed.
So she didn't see anything....was she saying it was small and couldn't see anything? Or it was ok, I didn't see nothin type of response you give to the cops.
But then she says she did see me and wasn't complaining. Like it was nice to see or she wouldn't be calling the UPS cops on me. WTF